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Author Topic: World's biggest douchebag!  (Read 3872 times)
Vindingo
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« on: June 27, 2008, 05:45:42 PM »
I had to steal this from another forum and share...

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

I got my girlfriend in a similar way

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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2008, 05:49:10 PM »

linky no worky
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2008, 06:00:40 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2008, 06:26:12 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 27, 2008, 06:00:40 PM
link fixed

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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2008, 06:47:54 PM »

If this is real that man is going to live a very lonely life unless he really is Rich  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2008, 07:06:26 PM »
That guy's such a turd laughingdp
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2008, 07:15:45 PM »
Is that shit real?  That's not a douchebag, that's a wacko in my book.
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2008, 07:49:06 PM »
I'm speechless......................


And I thought this was going to be about "the Ron"   Grin
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2008, 08:16:12 PM »
wow... Just wow... That's the worst I have ever heard...
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2008, 08:27:57 PM »
I'm making notes - this is great stuff. Teach me, master.  Grin

Wow, just wow. I say 'wow' again.

What a complete & utter Asshole.

"if your psychologically normal... call." Cheesy

Seriously, I so wish she had called, & played phone tag with him for a couple of months. That would have been gold.  applause
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2008, 09:09:07 PM »

That is too funny..most people from the Marina District are douche bags. Olga kicks ass.
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2008, 12:43:46 AM »
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2008, 01:08:50 AM »
worthless representation of a contemporary male.  that was absolutely embarassing to listen to someone be so presumptuous and self centered.

in short:

make the beast with two backs that make the beast with two backsin make the beast with two backser.....   whatta dick.
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2008, 09:52:02 AM »
Phew! It's not me.
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2008, 10:11:27 AM »
we all fell for the "I'm on hold with AT&T pussycat" story


AMY/Luca/Dimitri  Huh?



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