Because I cannot find a stick to hold the tank

Here is the process defined in the owners manual.. Cant get the images, but you'll get the point...
"Removal of the battery
Page:1
Important
For battery removal, ALWAYS contact a Ducati Dealer
or authorised Service Centre.
Remove the seat (page 63).
Unscrew the screws (1) and (2) securing the front tank cover
(3) but do not remove the cover.
Unscrew the screws (4) and (5) and recover the nylon
washers (7).
Page 2:
Slide off the right-hand tank cover (6), releasing the tabs (A)
in the corresponding slots (B) in the rear cover.
Repeat the above operations to remove the left-hand tank A
cover.
Remove the front tank cover (3) and recover the bushes (C)
and the spacers (D).
Up until here is not too complicated..
Page 3:
Unscrew the two retaining screws (9) and release the cover
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.
Withdraw the breather hose (10) from the cover (

.
Page 4:
Withdraw the hose (10) upwards, leaving it attached to the
tank breather and drain hose unions.
Page 5:
Working on the right-hand side of the motorcycle, disconnect
the wiring connector (11) of the fuel level sensor from the
main wiring harness, unscrew the screw (12) securing the
side of the tank to the frame and recover the washer (13).
Page 6:
Unscrew the screw (14) and recover the washer (15).
Release the fuel hoses (E) from the clips (F).
Page 7:
Release the lambda sensor cable (G) from the tab (H) on the
tank flange cover.
Warning
Before removing the flange cover (16), make sure the
tank is empty and position a rag to collect any spilt fuel.
Hold the fuel tank in a raised position and remove the flange
cover (16) by unscrewing the nuts (17).
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Disconnect the quick-release fittings (18) from the flange.
Remove the elastic retaining strap (19), remove the caps
from the terminals, unscrew the screws (22) on terminal
clamps (20) and (21), always starting with the negative
terminal, then remove the battery from its seating.
That my friend is the process.. which involves a lot of make a beast with two backsing around with fuel lines, sensors, and god knows what else once I get my hands dirty..
Its easier to change oil on it than the battery
