I thought I felt my ears burning!
You two don't need them because you are not old and worn out.
I'm about ready to put Heli-Bars on my walker and wheelchair!!
I've got Fast by Ferracci bars on my 999... pretty much the same as Heli-Bars as far as rise and bar tilt goes. But I have either FBF or Heli-Bars on every sport bike I own... Busa, RC51, Gixxer 750 and 1000, 996 and 916SPS. What does that tell you? And that was before the broken neck.
They are worth their weight in gold and detract zero from the sporting side of the bikes. We ain't talking ape hangers here.
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PS I had AMS move my seat assembly all the way forward at the 600 mile check. I'm 5'9" on a tall day and that seat set up has always worked for me. Plus I got the alledged DP "comfort" seat on a warranty swap and that was a nice perk too.