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« on: December 15, 2012, 08:21:31 AM »

Sluggo stole the UPS package off my doorstep and took the mail from the curbside box while he was at it. Or maybe it was Sluggo, Jr.

Net haul for him was a few pieces of junk mail, maybe a utility bill, Season 2/ Disc 3 DVD of Boardwalk Empire from Netflix, and my MTS 1200 center stand, just back from SpeedyMoto after having its lever arm newly shortened (mod takes the lever pedal out of the way of the rider's left heel when hanging off in left-handers). For that he risked state and federal penalties. Idiot!

Chances are good he will get caught by Carrollton PD doing something else, by which time my center stand will long since have made a pretty Christmas ornament for the city dump - unless he was environmentally-conscious enough to toss it in someone's recycling can.
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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2012, 06:07:53 PM »

Well that sucks.   boo. Hope Sluugo got mad when he opened the box and threw it through his window.
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2012, 07:40:54 PM »

That sucks  badly  Angry
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 07:56:49 PM »

That sucks  badly  Angry

^this^

Sorry to hear!  Angry
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2012, 12:29:55 PM »

I hate thieves! Angry boo
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2012, 06:17:10 AM »

Who is "Sluggo"?    Huh?
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2012, 07:34:21 AM »

Who is "Sluggo"?    Huh?
As they always tell me at work, "that's a good question."
Could it be this guy?



Could this be Sluggo Jr.?



Or could this be Sluggo?



Obviously, I don't know who or what Sluggo is, sorry.
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2012, 10:14:09 AM »

Who is "Sluggo"?    Huh?

The only Sluggo I know...

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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2012, 02:59:06 PM »

thats the only sluggo I know.  and he was home all afternoon!
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2012, 05:42:34 PM »

In keeping with the season, I just got these glad tidings of comfort and joy - UPS authorized the claim, and SpeedyMoto is going to send me a new center stand with the lever mod. applause waytogo

But I have learned my lesson: from now on I am changing all parcel deliveries to "Will Call"!
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2012, 09:19:21 AM »

Or you can check Craigslist.  Wink
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2012, 03:52:20 PM »

In keeping with the season, I just got these glad tidings of comfort and joy - UPS authorized the claim, and SpeedyMoto is going to send me a new center stand with the lever mod. applause waytogo

But I have learned my lesson: from now on I am changing all parcel deliveries to "Will Call"!

Very cool.  I like happy endings  chug
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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2012, 06:18:50 PM »

Or you can check Craigslist.  Wink

Good idea - would it fit a 2012? Police
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2012, 07:01:01 PM »

Good idea - would it fit a 2012? Police
they make good door stops. Just sayin... Evil
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2012, 06:18:39 AM »


Boat anchor   Evil
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