Monster Optometrists

[monstermick58]

Tool is right

You guys are ALL wrong....


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                                      Mmick 

[Tool]

Yep,  but no-one has guessed what it is do I have to go on and on about what it is, and when I will get it. so that I can draw attention to myself - OR HAS THAT ALREADY BEE DONE??

[bazz20]

DONT FEED THE TROLL

[dragonworld.]

RUN FER YER LIVES!! THE SPANNER IS BACK!!!

[Tool]

okay then guysl I have placed an order for a really special bike, it is red, it sounds really good, you might even want to post pictures of what it is, you might even want to post some sound files,  what ever you post will stroke my ego to the point that I will even post all sorts of suggstions as to what it is that I am proposing to buy---but I will give in and roll over- and admit it is a Desmodesic- CT110  okay you will work out I am a total wanker- but by this time I will have gathered a group of dedicated followers.  TOOL the advocate of truth

[Spider]

Tool, you are good!

at least I get a bit of a laugh....

wouldn't be surprised if you were the alter-ego of a 'regular' poster on the site.

see you on the D16!

Spider

[DosVerde]

Hiya Tool,

I found a pic of ya on yer new boike....



 

[Big T]

okay then guysl I have placed an order for a really special bike, it is red, it sounds really good, you might even want to post pictures of what it is, you might even want to post some sound files,  what ever you post will stroke my ego to the point that I will even post all sorts of suggstions as to what it is that I am proposing to buy---but I will give in and roll over- and admit it is a Desmodesic- CT110  okay you will work out I am a total wanker- but by this time I will have gathered a group of dedicated followers.  TOOL the advocate of truth

Call 911.... 

Tool that's 6 "I"s..... 

One believes that the "I" infection has set in..... 

You have been infected by your won curse...   

And not one "I" used by me.....

An antidote is available.....

It comes in a little red bottle..... 

[Dockstrada]

okay then guysl I have placed an order for a really special bike, it is red, it sounds really good, you might even want to post pictures of what it is, you might even want to post some sound files,  what ever you post will stroke my ego to the point that I will even post all sorts of suggstions as to what it is that I am proposing to buy---but I will give in and roll over- and admit it is a Desmodesic- CT110  okay you will work out I am a total wanker- but by this time I will have gathered a group of dedicated followers.  TOOL the advocate of truth

You have chosen Dockstrada as an avenue for your entertainment this is quite clear .you will certainly be entertained by his life’s experiences. yet, I personally think jealousy is more your fuel .keep it up he loves the attention.

Wait till you see what he just ordered.

[Tool]

You have chosen Dockstrada as an avenue for your entertainment this is quite clear .you will certainly be entertained by his life’s experiences. yet, I personally think jealousy is more your fuel .keep it up he loves the attention.

Wait till you see what he just ordered.

Oh Dockstrada, how very dare you! how egotistical can you be to think you are an avenue of entertainement ( no, this is not an invitation for you all to discuss what sort of avenue the venerable Dockstrada is)  I do have to admit however, that your life experiences dont really entertain me, however, you just go on and have them.  " I personally" well that may explain something,  " I" would have done. ( I, I, I )   Jealousy, well I just dont know about that.  In respect to fuel - is jealousy cheaper than unleaded? If so can I order a barrel.  Keep what up, and where.  "loves the attention" well hello - look back through the posts, you didnt need to include that, that is apparent at log on time.

Who gives an absolutely flying F*&K what he ordered, as long as he doesnt have to go on an on about, with post after post of " look at me boys" guess what I have done.

Other than that the weather has been good, have been for a ride with people who are pretty laid back and they just " run what they brung" you know, real riders.


Tool

[Dockstrada]

Oh Dockstrada, how very dare you! how egotistical can you be to think you are an avenue of entertainement ( no, this is not an invitation for you all to discuss what sort of avenue the venerable Dockstrada is)  I do have to admit however, that your life experiences dont really entertain me, however, you just go on and have them.  " I personally" well that may explain something,  " I" would have done. ( I, I, I )   Jealousy, well I just dont know about that.  In respect to fuel - is jealousy cheaper than unleaded? If so can I order a barrel.  Keep what up, and where.  "loves the attention" well hello - look back through the posts, you didnt need to include that, that is apparent at log on time.

Who gives an absolutely flying F*&K what he ordered, as long as he doesnt have to go on an on about, with post after post of " look at me boys" guess what I have done.

Other than that the weather has been good, have been for a ride with people who are pretty laid back and they just " run what they brung" you know, real riders.


Tool

The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry.

[Big T]

Oh Dockstrada, how very dare you! how egotistical can you be to think you are an avenue of entertainement ( no, this is not an invitation for you all to discuss what sort of avenue the venerable Dockstrada is)  I do have to admit however, that your life experiences dont really entertain me, however, you just go on and have them.  " I personally" well that may explain something,  " I" would have done. ( I, I, I )   Jealousy, well I just dont know about that.  In respect to fuel - is jealousy cheaper than unleaded? If so can I order a barrel.  Keep what up, and where.  "loves the attention" well hello - look back through the posts, you didnt need to include that, that is apparent at log on time.
Who gives an absolutely flying F*&K what he ordered, as long as he doesnt have to go on an on about, with post after post of " look at me boys" guess what I have done.
Other than that the weather has been good, have been for a ride with people who are pretty laid back and they just " run what they brung" you know, real riders.
Tool

Yawn.... Did somebody say something???

NNnnaaaa just the wind...... 

[The Don]

Tool, you are good!

at least I get a bit of a laugh....

wouldn't be surprised if you were the alter-ego of a 'regular' poster on the site.

see you on the D16!

Spider

+1, Who is this masked man. lol

[Tool]

Tool, you are good!

at least I get a bit of a laugh....

wouldn't be surprised if you were the alter-ego of a 'regular' poster on the site.

see you on the D16!

Spider

+1, Who is this masked man. lol


Don, how nice to see you that you are receiving some merriment from our recent correspondence.  Such a colourful collection of discussion to be treasured.  One would however like to bring to your attention that there is no need for any alter-egos on the forum.  It is afterall, as pointed out by Jukie in one of her earlier responses, a forum and that's what they are for.  Of course there are some egos that are so large that there would hardly be any room for the an alter-ego.

You may have noticed that one recent post has introduced a new concept to our correspondence, and that is the talking about oneself in the third person. 

It may be considered that the "Optometrist" post is in its dying days. How sad, never mind.  The advent of the third person speech is likely to spawn a completely new post.  It may be the "He He" post, or may be the
 " He, Haw, He Haw, He Halways Calls me that " post.

It is with greatest fondness that we are able to read that you and Spider are enjoying this post.

To those who have not enjoyed the correspondence - he, (not I) was just taking the piiiiissssssssss!!!

He He He - Tool



 

[Dockstrada]

And as you can see we are  all normal  here Tool 

Just for you

The Tool he drivelled and waffled along.
Dockstrada is thinking is this gona take long ?

A yawn and a nod dock’s weak at the knees.
With the snap of a throttle he pushing out Z’s.

The Tool he waffled, Dock how bad are you
While the dock was dreaming of his days in lue.

The time that he spent in the hill at the pass.
With Big Al and Matty gee that was class.

There were Big T and Robo and tricolor to.
Those were the days they certainly flew .

On went the Tool and vented his heart.
When suddenly Dockstrada lets rip a big fart.

He suddenly awakes and every thing‘s clear.
It was the chicken tandoori and the two jugs of beer.

Our passion at heart is why we are here.
We take pleasure and pride in showing our gear.

For some these are thoughts they cant understand.
They just waffle on like a dud rock band .

We will do what we do and what ever our like’s.
The Oz Monster forum its about Bling and our Bikes.