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[Popeye the Sailor]

No, what'd make me happy is if I had a bike to ride.

You have a bike to ride. You just have to push it and ignore the smell.




In other news, if I had kids, I think I'd teach them the alphabet in the opposite order to help them with future possible altercations with the law.

[Rameses]

You have a bike to ride. You just have to push it and ignore the smell.




In other news, if I had kids, I think I'd teach them the alphabet in the opposite order to help them with future possible altercations with the law.

Bastard.


And that's a good idea with the kids.  I'm gonna file that away and definitely do that.   

[Popeye the Sailor]

Bastard.


And that's a good idea with the kids.  I'm gonna file that away and definitely do that.   

Hey! Mine was on fire too! We could start a club.

[Rameses]

Hey! Mine was on fire too! We could start a club.

And call it the Flaming Ducati Owners Club?   

[Popeye the Sailor]

And call it the Flaming Ducati Owners Club?   

Sure. We could serve our food flambé style and sing Karaoke.


Burn baby burn..... Ducati inferno!

[Bun-bun]

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5444.0

[CairnsDuc]

Here's a thought!!

Combine 3 threads into one!

1. Burning Ducati's
2. I need a New BBQ
3. Bacon lovers

Problem solved for all 3 Topics

Answer: If just fired up a very expensive 1 use BBQ, now, Who wants some Bacon?

I'm a farkin Genius! 

[NAKID]

Here's a thought!!

Combine 3 threads into one!

1. Burning Ducati's
2. I need a New BBQ
3. Bacon lovers

Problem solved for all 3 Topics

Answer: If just fired up a very expensive 1 use BBQ, now, Who wants some Bacon?

I'm a farkin Genius! 

I don't think the bacon would taste very good scented with burning plastic...

[herm]

ok,.........
1) dont start fires. its bad Karma, unless the govmt tells you to do it
2) only boring people are boring (i quote my dad from when i was 11)
3) practice saying the alphabet without singing it. then work on saying it backwards. this may help at a road side **check** some day

[TiNi]

ok,.........
1) dont start fires. its bad Karma, unless the govmt tells you to do it
2) only boring people are boring (i quote my dad from when i was 11)
3) practice saying the alphabet without singing it. then work on saying it backwards. this may help at a road side **check** some day

i can't do it 

[Ash]

i can't do it 

you know why we love you?

because you're a kid, and will always be a kid.

[TiNi]

you know why we love you?

because you're a kid, and will always be a kid.

you can't do it either huh? 

[Ash]

you can't do it either huh? 

actually i can.

but only if i make my constipated face...

[TiNi]

actually i can.

but only if i make my constipated face...

sounds painful 

[Ash]

gotta be careful not to praire dog it.