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[Ash]

are you heartless?

you're catching on!   

[TiNi]

you're both kidding yourselves, and i refuse to believe you 

[Ash]

<shakes booty>

[KnightofNi]

<shakes booty>

*smacks ash's booty...with a kitten*

[Ash]

*smacks ash's booty...with a kitten*

<eats kitten>

thanks, i was hungry!

[KnightofNi]

<eats kitten>

thanks, i was hungry!

"being evil is one thing,but eating kittens...THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!" - The Tick


you should have at least skinned it first. you should have made a mitten out of it.
just because you're heartless doens't mean you have to be wasteful.

[TiNi]

it's pretty far fetched that the same person would shake his booty AND eat a kitten 

[Ash]

it's pretty far fetched that the same person would shake his booty AND eat a kitten 

[NuTTs]

<eats kitten>

thanks, i was hungry!

Wait.. maybe my mind is way too warped buuut, the above reads as if your ass ate the kitten 

[TiNi]

i think this one suits you better ash

[Ash]

i think this one suits you better ash

nice training wheels, but do you lean?

[TiNi]

nice training wheels, but do you lean?

try it out and find out for yourself 

[Ash]

try it out and find out for yourself 

<tumble>

ow, my arm!

you suck!

[KnightofNi]

it's pretty far fetched that the same person would shake his booty AND eat a kitten 

don't you dance when you are happy?

i posit that dancing and eating kittens are not exclusive acts.

[lethe]

don't you dance when you are happy?

i posit that dancing and eating kittens are not exclusive acts.

But as possibly the whitest white guy there can be no way you can dance well. I'll go a step further and suggest that you probably aren't very good at eating kittens either.