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« on: May 10, 2013, 02:21:29 PM »

Oh to hear my 620 dark described by a close friend to another friend as a crotch rocket....I cringe speechless!
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 02:49:48 PM »

Yep, more like a crotch skyrocket.  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2013, 03:11:43 PM »

Damn, why didn't I think of that at the time?!!
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2013, 03:14:42 PM »

crotch skyrockets in flight ...afternoon crotch delight...
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2013, 03:40:14 PM »

crotch skyrockets in flight ...afternoon crotch delight...

Mmm, afternoon crotch delight... ahhhh.  drool

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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2013, 05:05:20 PM »

seems acurate. my crotch rockets every time in get on mine.
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2013, 05:30:09 PM »

A 695 is to a rocket what a mosquito is to rocketry.   (Only old guys familiar with Estes rockets will get this joke).     Grin
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2013, 05:31:54 PM »

A 695 is to a rocket what a mosquito is to rocketry.   (Only old guys familiar with Estes rockets will get this joke).     Grin
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2013, 08:04:02 PM »

Ugh, this a pet peeve of mine.....people don't get it.  I quickly correct anyone who says it before they can finish their sentence.  Haha.
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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2013, 08:34:06 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2013, 10:12:25 PM »

At least he didn't ask if Buell makes it
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2013, 12:18:01 AM »

Linguini launcher?
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2013, 03:29:59 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2013, 03:39:38 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2013, 05:50:01 AM »

A 695 has everything it takes to go head to head with the most powerful bikes in the world... of the 1940s
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