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« on: July 03, 2013, 06:14:38 AM »

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Gonna be a fun week

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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2013, 06:51:16 AM »

Did you climb on the roof just to take that picture? If so,  chug
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2013, 07:17:11 AM »

Lol, bathroom window Wink
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 08:06:36 AM »

Where are you taking them?

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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2013, 08:19:49 AM »

Where are you taking them?

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Mordor

And by that I mean Lethe's house
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2013, 08:23:47 AM »

Mordor

And by that I mean Lethe's house
fairly accurate description


I moved his "bed" from the garage where it has been sitting on top of the Chevelle for the past year into the house. Had to wipe some squirrels footprints off it and clean it up.

Poor sap doesn't have any idea how close his jokingly made description is  cheeky
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2013, 08:33:34 AM »

I hope I'm tall enough to ride the Nazguhl Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2013, 08:39:34 AM »

I hope I'm tall enough to ride the Nazguhl Cheesy
you can try riding her but I'd not recommend it.
Wait until you see the pile of bones she has, each time we go to the Buffalo farm we bring her back shin bones.
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2013, 11:17:49 AM »

Damnit...this is one trip I wish I could make...just to sit back,  drink and  popcorn and watch the shenanigans ensue.
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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2013, 11:39:50 AM »

Damnit...this is one trip I wish I could make...just to sit back,  drink and  popcorn and watch the shenanigans ensue.
Why? What can possibly go wrong?  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2013, 12:08:47 PM »

Why? What can possibly go wrong?  Grin

hold my beer and watch this!
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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2013, 12:25:32 PM »

hold my beer and watch this!
hang on a sec, this calls for a picture...
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2013, 12:35:56 PM »

While I'm not much of a drinker, we do keep well stocked for company

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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2013, 01:02:55 PM »

I hope I'm tall enough to ride the Nazguhl Cheesy

One does not simply walk into Mordor....
Apparently you go with a Pick'em up and bikes
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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2013, 01:04:37 PM »

Lol, bathroom window Wink

So you were taking a dump when they pulled up?
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