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Author Topic: The "Official" Funny Video Thread  (Read 203146 times)
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« Reply #210 on: January 27, 2013, 05:29:07 PM »
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« Reply #211 on: January 29, 2013, 01:51:57 PM »
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« Reply #212 on: February 01, 2013, 04:18:34 PM »

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« Reply #213 on: February 02, 2013, 05:37:15 AM »
She has a future in politics

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« Reply #214 on: February 04, 2013, 05:56:25 PM »
Okay, this probably doens't belong here, but I stumbled upon it when I clicked on the YouTube like above.

It's just too funny not to share.

R. Lee Ermy from Full Metal Jacket provides all of Darth Vader's dialogue.

Enjoy, but for the record, he never uses phrases like "the beast that makes two backs" if you know what I mean.
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« Reply #215 on: February 05, 2013, 05:38:07 AM »
Quote from: NorDog on February 04, 2013, 05:56:25 PM
Okay, this probably doens't belong here, but I stumbled upon it when I clicked on the YouTube like above.


S'pretty good.

I liked this one better.

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« Reply #216 on: February 05, 2013, 07:44:19 AM »
Quote from: Buckethead on February 05, 2013, 05:38:07 AM
S'pretty good.

I liked this one better.



I didn't make it past 30 seconds.
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« Reply #217 on: February 05, 2013, 09:51:19 PM »
A funny oil change video.

How to change the oil on a SR500
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« Reply #218 on: February 06, 2013, 05:19:00 PM »
Quote from: ManaloEA on February 05, 2013, 09:51:19 PM
A funny oil change video.




I love that video.

I hadn't seen that in a while and had forgotten how funny it was.

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« Reply #219 on: February 09, 2013, 06:25:38 AM »
Quote from: ManaloEA on February 05, 2013, 09:51:19 PM
A funny oil change video.

"and let the warm sweet juices of your bike's engine gush forth" (cue Barry White)  laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp
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« Reply #220 on: February 09, 2013, 06:31:58 AM »
Quote from: triangleforge on December 26, 2012, 07:35:21 AM
It's got to be a bit heartbreaking to be out having fun at a track day & get passed by this:

520hp Volkswagen van

Reminds me of this:



Sabine Schmitz hauling @$$ around the Nurburgring in a pretty much bone stock diesel van.
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« Reply #221 on: February 10, 2013, 12:56:25 PM »
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« Reply #223 on: February 11, 2013, 06:22:03 AM »
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« Reply #224 on: February 11, 2013, 08:12:54 AM »
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