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« Reply #270 on: March 28, 2013, 10:08:30 AM »

The Sounds of Ducati


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« Reply #271 on: March 28, 2013, 10:22:40 AM »

I think I'm offended.  laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp
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« Reply #272 on: April 01, 2013, 01:57:37 PM »

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« Reply #273 on: April 01, 2013, 02:42:33 PM »

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« Reply #274 on: April 03, 2013, 07:21:51 PM »

Reminds me of Mr. Wolf from Pulp Fiction - but way more useful in everyday life.

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« Reply #275 on: April 10, 2013, 05:45:55 PM »


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« Reply #276 on: April 10, 2013, 08:05:37 PM »

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« Reply #277 on: April 11, 2013, 05:04:41 PM »

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=40623
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« Reply #278 on: April 11, 2013, 10:52:22 PM »



Thank you, zooom.  laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

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« Reply #279 on: April 12, 2013, 02:21:07 PM »



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« Reply #280 on: April 13, 2013, 07:22:19 AM »

I just ship my pants

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« Reply #281 on: April 13, 2013, 07:59:39 AM »

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    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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« Reply #282 on: April 13, 2013, 08:58:00 AM »



Exactly like it is at my house laughingdp
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« Reply #283 on: April 14, 2013, 05:35:01 AM »

A bit of humour on a weekend ride.....................

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« Reply #284 on: April 14, 2013, 08:15:47 AM »

what was he trying to do? did his exhaust come loose?
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