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« Reply #525 on: September 22, 2014, 05:36:10 PM »

I'm wondering about the harness set up, or lack of...

There were legs hanging out of the windshield Shocked
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« Reply #526 on: September 23, 2014, 10:58:59 AM »

Yeah... that was at PPIR over the weekend, I believe.

No harness. Not even a seatbelt.

He limped away. Probably due to injury, but I'm guessing the suddenly full pants didn't help.
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« Reply #527 on: September 23, 2014, 11:08:03 AM »

Yeah... that was at PPIR over the weekend, I believe.

No harness. Not even a seatbelt.

He limped away. Probably due to injury, but I'm guessing the suddenly full pants didn't help.

Really, no belts?

Is not like it was low powered car...
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« Reply #528 on: September 23, 2014, 03:09:39 PM »

No, I know, but that was the Colorado Street Outlaw races.

Regular street cars. No specific safety requirements. Minimal tech inspection, mostly geared towards making sure your car's not gonna spew oil everywhere.

If that was an actual 55 Chevy, which I don't doubt it was, then it didn't have seatbelts when it came from the factory.

Watch at the beginning of the video. You can clearly see that there's no roll cage, and no place to attach a 4- or 5-point harness.
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« Reply #529 on: September 24, 2014, 06:03:52 PM »

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« Reply #530 on: October 22, 2014, 03:58:21 PM »

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« Reply #531 on: October 22, 2014, 04:03:41 PM »

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« Reply #532 on: October 22, 2014, 07:07:36 PM »

 [laugh]That response would be at least three felonies in The States lol.  Now where the hell is my milk jug.....
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« Reply #533 on: October 23, 2014, 07:12:30 PM »


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« Reply #534 on: October 23, 2014, 07:44:56 PM »

I saw a lady in Tijuana do that with her vajayjay
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« Reply #535 on: October 23, 2014, 08:16:02 PM »

I saw a lady in Tijuana do that with her vajayjay

You did not.
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« Reply #536 on: October 23, 2014, 08:21:15 PM »

You don't know.....
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« Reply #537 on: October 24, 2014, 08:10:03 AM »

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The best reason being that it flies to, well, New Zealand.
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« Reply #538 on: October 24, 2014, 09:50:13 AM »

I saw on with Richard Simmons in it once.
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