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Author Topic: The "Official" Funny Video Thread  (Read 202708 times)
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« Reply #585 on: January 15, 2015, 05:15:25 PM »
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« Reply #586 on: January 15, 2015, 05:36:16 PM »
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The comment about the .45 is true...
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #587 on: January 17, 2015, 05:45:23 AM »
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« Reply #588 on: January 18, 2015, 05:51:53 PM »
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« Reply #589 on: January 19, 2015, 04:48:38 PM »
We like the cars, the cars that go BOOM.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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« Reply #590 on: January 19, 2015, 04:52:02 PM »
this one had to hurt
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #591 on: January 26, 2015, 04:06:25 PM »
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #592 on: January 27, 2015, 04:54:45 PM »
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« Reply #593 on: January 29, 2015, 04:44:07 PM »
here....fishy fishy fishy

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=52658
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« Reply #594 on: February 05, 2015, 06:36:02 PM »
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

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« Reply #595 on: February 05, 2015, 06:48:27 PM »
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« Reply #596 on: February 06, 2015, 03:03:29 AM »
I watched that like 5 times and laughed every time, then mailed it to two people.
...what the hell is wrong with me?  Evil laughingdp

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Another case of poor design in the name of safety.
Old school metal slides with low sides didn't have this problem. You only had to worry about shooting off the end and trying to miss the puddle.
These new "safer" playgrounds suck.
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« Reply #597 on: February 06, 2015, 06:54:29 AM »
We used to hose down the slid, the problem was that it was on concrete. A lot of skin was left behind.
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