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« on: August 06, 2013, 01:15:21 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 01:32:39 PM »

Oops.  He had his 'squish' setting wrong.

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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2013, 05:55:18 PM »

Godsmacked.
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2013, 06:31:58 PM »

He must have thought he was filming for Fast & Furious 1 million!
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2013, 06:33:25 PM »

If he'd have slowed down he could have made that.
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2013, 06:57:24 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2013, 01:03:21 AM »

He needs to grow whiskers.
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2013, 03:30:46 AM »

If he'd have slowed down he could have made that.

target fixated for sure...
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2013, 03:37:27 AM »

Shit.


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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2013, 04:10:41 AM »

The truckers are probably looking at each other through the side windows and laughing their asses off  applause
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2013, 04:31:43 AM »

anyone else feel like he had plenty of space to get the thing stopped?? 
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2013, 05:00:11 AM »

anyone else feel like he had plenty of space to get the thing stopped?? 

yup...and if he had not panicked and target fixated...he would have been fine....
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2013, 06:43:38 AM »

He's *this close* to meeting the Sausage Creature.

Pilot error.

What an idiot.
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