HELP! Chimps ate my nose and my testicles (Warning Graphic)

[junior varsity]

how does one blow their nose now?

[Grio]

There is a lot of that guy missing...jeez.
Funny this should surface.  I actually looked for a follow up story after the original chimp attack.

[junior varsity]

let me get this right:

you were sitting at the computer one day, and thought, "hey, remember that guy who got his balls forcibly removed by a chimpanzee? wonder how he's doing....."

[Grampa]

the monkey has matches


burn monkey burn

[Grio]

let me get this right:

you were sitting at the computer one day, and thought, "hey, remember that guy who got his balls forcibly removed by a chimpanzee? wonder how he's doing....."

Something like that...I was wondering if he survived and all that.  Some stories have their own power.  The media milks as much as they can out of them, and then the story dissapears...no follow up.

Like the woman who had been kept in the basement with her children fathered by her dad.
How is she doing?  I can understand privacy and all, but...

[factorPlayer]

Yeah that one raises a lot of questions...  like how did the chimps get at his make the beast with two backsin' gnads?  You'd assume he was wearing normal clothing or something - did they rip off his pants or just bite right through them? 

There was an incident where a university cop shot an escaped chimp around here not long ago...
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/DN-chimp_06tex.ART.State.Edition1.462cd7f.html

at first I thought he was some asshole cop but now I kinda don't blame him.  Wonder if he was thinking about this incident when the chimp came at him. 

[Grampa]

[NuTTs]

I wouldn't want to mess with this chimp



And a nice video to boot..

[ducsix]

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp! 

"Lance, Lance!  He stole the missing link!"

(that's the one line I remember from watching that show as a kid)

[Popeye the Sailor]

Bit his testicles off.


Seriously, what guy who's getting his ass kicked does not protect his junk? They'd have to chew my hands and forearms off first to get at my nuts at the very least.

[silentbob]

Bit his testicles off.


Seriously, what guy who's getting his ass kicked does not protect his junk? They'd have to chew my hands and forearms off first to get at my nuts at the very least.

He is missing most of his fingers.

[BWClark]

He is missing most of his fingers.

That's just proof he wasn't 100% committed to manhood.

Keeping the monkey around after it did that is proof he's not 100% committed to sanity.   

[Grampa]

ninja monkeys

[Speedbag]

"Monkey Steals The Peach"