What would you do?

[Desmo Demon]

But they don't deserve to be dead. But then again maybe I just a big softie deep down.

...and a kick in just the right spot in the temple would have killed you......or hitting your head on the pavement or a curb just right....how about getting hit just enough to turn you into a baffoon with an IQ of 60 and having to live the rest of your life that way?......

I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone who acts like they did. I would have no problems sending all four of them 6-feet under if they attacked me. I have a family, a three year old, and what I think to be a fairly promising future to look forward to, and I take it very seriously if anyone was to threaten to take it away from me.

[SKOM]

what prompted the jump?

Just walking home and dickhead #1 put his finger in his shirt to mimick a gun (not even kidding).

I told him to make the beast with two backs off and walked away.
Then him and his buddies came after me.
Dickhead #1 tries for a haymaker.
I take a step back to avoid said haymaker and then land the worlds most satisfying right jab into his nose.
I keep hitting him till dickheads 2 through 4 jump in.
Eventually I am on the ground playing the part of the soccer ball at the world cup.
Dickhead #2 takes a break from kicking my head and comes in to punch me for a bit in the face.
I grab his shirt with my left hand and jabbed my right thumb into his eye socket all the way to the last knuckle.

One of the dicheads was going through my pockets while two others were on top of me.
They left shortly after the eye poke.
I tried to follow to see where they went but my leg was make the beast with two backsed.
They left my cell phone so I called the cops.

[SKOM]

...and a kick in just the right spot in the temple would have killed you......or hitting your head on the pavement or a curb just right....how about getting hit just enough to turn you into a baffoon with an IQ of 60 and having to live the rest of your life that way?......

I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone who acts like they did. I would have no problems sending all four of them 6-feet under if they attacked me. I have a family, a three year old, and what I think to be a fairly promising future to look forward to, and I take it very seriously if anyone was to threaten to take it away from me.

I see your point. I will just say that I think I was very very lucky that it wasn't worse. Plus I only have to support myself. no kids.

[Pakhan]

Call the cops and tell them where he lives.

After he is prosecuted, pays for crime then the fun begins.  You still know where he lives.

Crash you car onto his lawn, set it on fire and call the cops from your house. Tell them you saw him steal your car, that it was probably retaliation for turning him into the cops for crime 1 and you know where he lives. They will find your wrecked burning car as on his lawn.  With his record they won't believe a word from his mouth

Be creative.

[Grampa]

me.... I avoid conflict.

but.....

I have been jumped a few times in my younger days. A few times warranted (my smartass mouth), a few times, just because a few guys wanted to show the world how tough they were.

If I played any part in the conflict, and got the beat down..... I chaulk it up to a lesson learned.

If I got the beat down for no fault of my own..... If I saw the guy who did it, the old Worth EST bat would come out of hibernation. (in a very quiet stealthy kind'a way) lesson learned for that guy.

[metallimonster]

I've seen guys like this get off all the time.  No reason to call the cops.  I would wait outside of the dudes house with a baseball bat and ski mask and beat the bloody hell out of him.  Probably deserves to be shot. Like Desmo Demon said they could have at any point killed you easily.  Take said bat to both knees and a few to the body and leave the guy in a wheel chair for the rest of his life.  No reason to kill them when they can live in pain for years and years.

[SKOM]

I've seen guys like this get off all the time.  No reason to call the cops.  I would wait outside of the dudes house with a baseball bat and ski mask and beat the bloody hell out of him.  Probably deserves to be shot. Like Desmo Demon said they could have at any point killed you easily.  Take said bat to both knees and a few to the body and leave the guy in a wheel chair for the rest of his life.  No reason to kill them when they can live in pain for years and years.

HA! Don't temp me. Problem is I would have to wait 2 months for my leg to heal up otherwise he would get away pretty easily.

Pakhan - That is truly inspired. I might go and buy a car just for that reason. 
Maybe a PT cruiser 

[zarn02]

burn down their house.

(or not, but whatever...)

[il d00d]

I would soak in some hate for a while.  I would indulge in extensive and detailed revenge fantasies, involving the other thumb and the other eye socket.  I would hopefully get it all out of my system and call the police.
I am sorry to hear this happened to you.  Fvck those guys.

[jdubbs32584]

that isn't very descriptive.

No, but if you were unaware that SKOM had been jumped, as you appeared to be, it would be a good place to start and had some background.

[TiNi]

let the handle it...

[Grampa]

let the handle it...

whats a smiley gonna do for him

[TiNi]

whats a smiley gonna do for him

probably just as much as the real thing...
but it's still the right thing to do 

[rgramjet]

Just walking home and dickhead #1 put his finger in his shirt to mimick a gun (not even kidding).

I told him to make the beast with two backs off and walked away.
Then him and his buddies came after me.
Dickhead #1 tries for a haymaker.
I take a step back to avoid said haymaker and then land the worlds most satisfying right jab into his nose.
I keep hitting him till dickheads 2 through 4 jump in.
Eventually I am on the ground playing the part of the soccer ball at the world cup.
Dickhead #2 takes a break from kicking my head and comes in to punch me for a bit in the face.
I grab his shirt with my left hand and jabbed my right thumb into his eye socket all the way to the last knuckle.

One of the dicheads was going through my pockets while two others were on top of me.
They left shortly after the eye poke.
I tried to follow to see where they went but my leg was make the beast with two backsed.
They left my cell phone so I called the cops.

A big  on the potential maiming!  Sorry about the pun. 

Hope your ankle heals up quick and the muther f-ers gets caught.

[herm]

i know that if i were to do anything other than notify the police, i would think really hard about posting up about it on an internet site..........