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Ill_Monstruo
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Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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March 29, 2014, 01:26:53 PM »
Came across this today on the internet. Kid takes out his dad's Duc for a spin. Forgets about kickstand and you can probably guess what comes next…
(Html to post the video here wasn't working, so i added the direct link to youtube instead)
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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March 29, 2014, 01:33:12 PM »
Not the first one to do that, won't be the last.
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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Explain to Papa.
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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The comments says it was an oil leak, not the sidestand, not that that makes a better story to Dad...
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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Quote from: Ddan on March 29, 2014, 02:52:51 PM
The comments says it was an oil leak, not the sidestand, not that that makes a better story to Dad...
I've had oil soaking my boots from Ducs...
I'd sooner believe the sidestand...
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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Ferris Bueller- Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
But remember after you start back up, check the sidestand.
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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March 29, 2014, 04:32:09 PM »
How does so much stuff fly off of the bike at such a low speed dump?? Was it not bolted together??
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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And that is why children are best par boiled and slow roasted...
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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Quote from: Skybarney on March 29, 2014, 06:41:53 PM
And that is why children are best par boiled and slow roasted...
My wife is out for the day, leaving me in charge, so ... Amen to that!
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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March 30, 2014, 03:38:01 PM »
Wow, that bike took itself apart for its own yard sale
Damn.
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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March 30, 2014, 04:53:21 PM »
Yeah, I'm not quite sure why that 996 would self-destruct like that.
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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March 30, 2014, 07:01:37 PM »
The bike didnt have fairings on, im pretty sure the owner (his dad) was taking it apart for servicing, and didnt bolt the stuff back on. It had no fairings.
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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My s2r and other monsters that I've ridden will shut off if you put it in gear while kickstand down....hmm interesting.
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Quote from: grunte on March 31, 2014, 05:35:38 PM
My s2r and other monsters that I've ridden will shut off if you put it in gear while kickstand down....hmm interesting.
Easily to override, mine are.
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Re: Kid takes out Dad's Ducati 996 for spin. Forgets to put kickstand down.
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Quote from: grunte on March 31, 2014, 05:35:38 PM
My s2r and other monsters that I've ridden will shut off if you put it in gear while kickstand down....hmm interesting.
Quote from: kopfjäger on March 31, 2014, 06:05:00 PM
Easily to override, mine are.
...and early bikes had no kickstand switches other than a display notification.
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"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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