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Brothers, I need your support.
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April 26, 2014, 06:01:55 PM »
I think I need a divorce..
My wife saw a pic of a 750 Indiana and said we should get one. "Nicer looking than an Elefant, and it would be nice to go cruising together, kind of like a Harley", she said.
Woman, I don't know who you are anymore! Call the Psych, call a Priest.
I see ol' El Diablo at work here..
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That's gold! Wait they came in gold..........
Tell Mrs Koko that it would be far to dangerous riding two-up on one as you would not be concentrating on the road but instead looking at every person and car in the vicinity making sure no one you know is watching...
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I don't know where she's getting the idea from. Actually, yes I do, the source is
diabolical
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I explained to Mrs Koko that it would be very uncomfortable with the bone jarringly crap suspension on the Indiana that would cost big $$$ to fix. You would need Konis or Hagon out back (x2 of course) and a full rebuild of the front from what I've read and heard.
However the
long travel
suspension of the Elefant would be
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Scoober, when I see one, I just think "Spaghetti Western".
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get her a ural
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Hmm... Maybe an Indiana aint so bad.
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maybe one of these:
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There's a retirement fund right there.
And a cruiser I'd own (if I had the money).
How many of them? One, two maybe?
That bike could have changed the world of motorcycling if the tyre technology of the time didn't conspire against it.
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Re: Brothers, I need your support.
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Quote from: koko64 on April 26, 2014, 06:01:55 PM
I think I need a divorce..
My wife saw a pic of a 750 Indiana and said we should get one. "Nicer looking than an Elefant, and it would be nice to go cruising together, kind of like a Harley", she said.
Woman, I don't know who you are anymore! Call the Psych, call a Priest.
I see ol' El Diablo at work here..
Get a grip man. I think you must've hurt your noggin' when you fell.
Any wife who says "we ought to get
any
motorcycle" is a keeper
If she likes the Italian "kinda like a Harley" machines.... maybe a Moto Morini is worth consideration?
Here's just the thing...
...even has tassels
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I think I'm gonna be sick...
If she insists, I'll buy as many bikes as necessary.
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Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 01:21:32 AM
I think I'm gonna be sick...
Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 01:21:32 AM
If she insists, I'll buy as many bikes as necessary.
Now you're getting the hang of it
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Quote from: ungeheuer on April 27, 2014, 01:13:20 AM
Get a grip man. I think you must've hurt your noggin' when you fell.
Any wife who says "we ought to get
any
motorcycle" is a keeper
If she likes the Italian "kinda like a Harley" machines.... maybe a Moto Morini is worth consideration?
Here's just the thing...
...even has tassels
She's a keeper alright..(I'm punching above my weight).
And that Morini is so wrong.
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Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 01:33:18 AM
She's a keeper alright..(I'm punching above my weight).
Quote from: koko64 on April 27, 2014, 01:33:18 AM
And that Morini is so wrong.
Yes.
It truly is.
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Extra crazy after drinking homemade lemoncello.
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