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« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2014, 08:56:05 AM »

I'll waive my private parts at your aunties you cheesy lovers second hand electric donkey bottom pipers

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« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2014, 11:37:39 PM »

Heard this today, not Monty Python, but The Goons.
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"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

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« Reply #47 on: August 01, 2014, 03:49:04 AM »

Spamalot playing here soon...
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« Reply #48 on: August 01, 2014, 04:22:39 AM »

I don't like Spam.
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« Reply #49 on: August 01, 2014, 04:44:43 AM »

Camelot. Tis a silly place.
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« Reply #50 on: August 01, 2014, 05:13:02 AM »

I've got £90,000 in my pyjamas...........
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« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2014, 11:24:02 AM »

if you get a chance watch liar autobiography
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« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2014, 01:16:55 PM »

No you didn't
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« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2014, 06:02:45 PM »

Its people like you that cause unrest.
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« Reply #54 on: August 01, 2014, 06:09:14 PM »

.... I've got 40,000 French Francs in my fridge....
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« Reply #55 on: August 03, 2014, 01:12:27 AM »

......I've got lots of lovely lira, now the deutchmark's getting dearer.....
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« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2014, 01:36:01 AM »

... and my Dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn bridge  Grin
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« Reply #57 on: August 06, 2014, 12:41:39 PM »

Funniest... ever...

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« Reply #58 on: August 11, 2014, 03:44:21 AM »

Did!
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« Reply #59 on: August 11, 2014, 03:22:03 PM »

No you DIDN'T

Did,,did,didndidndid!
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"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

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