About 10-15 years ago, there was a local guy with a really sweet V-Max that I used to see around occasionally. It was more or less stock in appearance, other than having a really nice yellow and black custom paint scheme. The engine was nowhere near stock, and had some wicked cams in it plus a header and a nitrous bottle hanging off the side. The thing gave me a boner every time I saw and heard it.
That bike, as well as this one, gives me a lot of bad ideas.