Bed time story for girls...

[Shortie]

> : > Once upon a time
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> : > In a land far away,
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> : > A beautiful, independent,
> : > Self-assured princess
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> : > Happened upon a frog as she sat
> : > Contemplating ecological issues
> : > On the shores of an unpolluted pond
> : > In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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> : > The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> : > And said: ' Elegant Lady,
> : > I was once a handsome prince,
> : > Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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> : > One kiss from you, however,
> : > And I will turn back
> : > Into the dapper, young prince that I am
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> : > And then, my sweet, we can marry
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> : > And set up housekeeping in your castle
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> : > With my mother,
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> : > Where you can prepare my meals,
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> : > Clean my clothes, bear my children,
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> : > And forever feel
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> : > Grateful and happy doing so. '
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> : > That night,
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> : > As the princess dined sumptuously
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> : > On lightly sauteed frog legs
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> : > Seasoned in a white wine
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> : > And onion cream sauce,
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> : > She chuckled and thought to herself:
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> : > I don't make the beast with two backsin think so.

[lauramonster]

 


Answer to the eternal "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" questions:























why buy the pig when you can get the susage for free??

[Cookie Monster]

 

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