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Author Topic: The Gloves Are Off at Eastern Creek  (Read 2247 times)
braando
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« on: February 15, 2015, 10:39:37 PM »

This is right from the horses mouth          waytogo

Desmond Two Shoes aka Two Dogs cut our little mate Paul M off last Sunday leaving the poor  guy shaken and rattled from the ordeal. From what Paul told me, the big guy clipped his Mickey Mouse mirror (yes, he was on his Monster) while doing laps, leaving behind what looks like a piece from Des's Bonds Y fronts. Two Shoes must be pushing close to 90kg's while Paul, well, I never fart close to him as it could blow the little guy over  !


From Pauls phone





Two Dogs report





Below is the damning evidence




All Paul wants is for Desmond to buy him a nice set of Rizoma mirrors to replace his damaged one.

This will escalate...........      popcorn   popcorn   popcorn

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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2015, 01:40:31 AM »

Brian ......... as they say never let the truth get in the way of a good story .......

















Paul ........... as they say ,what were you thinking ?........... you were never going to fit that into such a small hole.
Better get down to the optometrist for a check up .
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2015, 01:54:14 AM »

 popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2015, 04:52:50 AM »

Paul ........... as they say ,what were you thinking ?...........you were never going to fit that into such a small hole.
Better get down to the optometrist for a check up .

There was plenty of room at least a metre, don't know what the fuss is all about just a little love tap  Kiss
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2015, 10:30:16 AM »


 don't know what the fuss is all about just a little love tap  Kiss

No fuss here .........talk to your troublemaker mate Bwwwwwwwwwian he started the frigen thread

Its all a beat up ladies and gents Paul was going for an outside pass I was quite wide getting ready to do
a cross over under a slower rider who was entering the corner , quite lucky he tapped me as we were going
a lot faster than the girl , if he had tapped her it would of been a lot more serious .



I still recon you should get your eyes checked .
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2015, 11:09:49 PM »

The Offender



The Victim

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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2015, 01:20:28 AM »


 lucky he tapped me as we were going
a lot faster than the girl , if he had tapped her it would of been a lot more serious .



I still recon you should get your eyes checked .


Not what I heard    !             Paul said that she was overtaking you...........       I don't know who to believe now.
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2015, 03:05:27 PM »


Doesn't matter what he told you and what you want to believe ........
(due to you wanting Paul to do more work on your bike cause you cant get Rob to do it anymore )  Roll Eyes

The facts are the same on all tracks on "track days" at the riders brief before starting every day :
"It is the overtaking riders responsibility when  attempting / performing an overtake is to leave enough distance between the riders to avoid contact " general rule of thumb is two arm lengths.

It is not up to the rider in front to change his line for a corner because someone is approaching from behind .
Doing that can results in more collisions than anything else , pick your line and stay on it ,the rider behind must
accurately predict where the rider ahead will be .
If he cant ,overtake somewhere else.



So can we put this to bed and lock this thread .
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