OMG Stoner's bike!!!!

darylbowden · July 14, 2008, 10:03:25 AM

If you have nothing to add to the conversation of racing on any level and just want to beat the dead horse that is "Stoner's magic bike," please do it here so the rest of us can avoid you.

Grampa · July 14, 2008, 10:36:13 AM

Stoner named his bike Charlie

Jester · July 14, 2008, 11:47:12 AM

Smoke and mirrors baby.

mitt · July 14, 2008, 11:54:22 AM

"Stoner is the 2nd coming of Doohan"

mitt

Templar · July 14, 2008, 02:54:21 PM

Stoner's bike is so good that only a racing deity can ride it...which means him. Rossi would be as slow as Elias on one.

Ducatiloo · July 14, 2008, 02:59:29 PM

I hear that the chain is oiled with pixie dust

ducpainter · July 14, 2008, 06:49:40 PM

...hater...

Ducatiloo · July 14, 2008, 06:52:45 PM

I hear the engine was shipped from Area 51 this year. The engine makes an electromagnetic pulse that pushes all the other bikes back 3.5 seconds.

gm2 · July 15, 2008, 05:46:48 AM

must be why they went back to the '07 engine for a while....

Ducatiloo · July 15, 2008, 08:39:22 AM

They had the pulse at the wrong angle which caused the bike to slip on corkscrews. Itâ€™s all worked out now.

Pakhan · July 15, 2008, 09:43:00 AM

They reduced weight by using unobtainium, which the ducati corse team stole from the CHUDS

desmoquattro · July 15, 2008, 01:36:47 PM

There is no engine under Casey Stoner's fairings...just another fist.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of Chuck Norris.

pennyrobber · July 15, 2008, 04:28:08 PM

Quote from: desmoquattro on July 15, 2008, 01:36:47 PM
There is no engine under Casey Stoner's fairings...just another fist.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of Chuck Norris.

Stoners bike doesn't sleep, it waits.

Rob Hilding · July 15, 2008, 04:37:23 PM

How it looks without the bodywork:

printman · July 15, 2008, 06:09:51 PM

Is this Stoners new leathers?

Wait, is that Rossi?

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OMG Stoner's bike!!!!