OMG Stoner's bike!!!!

[Ducatiloo]

I read that the Ducatis have evolved and only respond to Stoners DNA, which is why no one else can ride it with any skill.
It's a symbiotic relationship.

[Speeddog]

Is this Stoners new leathers?



 



Wait, is that Rossi?

OK, that's just *really* disturbing. 

[mitt]

OK, that's just *really* disturbing. 

I had no idea pee wee was Italian.

 

mitt

[BastrdHK]

I hear the engine was shipped from Area 51 this year.  The engine makes an electromagnetic pulse that pushes all the other bikes back 3.5 seconds.

Melandri's bike has the same engine, but the polarity is reversed so that they keep rest of the field in a Desmo tractor beam

[sh]

best thread evar!