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Started by Lars D, December 24, 2015, 08:39:58 PM

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Lars D

December 24, 2015, 08:39:58 PM
Happy Holidays everyone!!!

DRKWNG

#1
December 25, 2015, 03:26:51 AM
HE LIVES!!! 

Merry Christmas you crazy Viking!
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

The Mad King Pepe'

#2
December 25, 2015, 05:41:40 AM
And a Happy 2016 - on two wheels!  [Dolph]
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

Lars D

#3
December 26, 2015, 10:49:07 AM
Yes, still alive. 

Lots of riding in 2016.

DRKWNG

#4
December 26, 2015, 12:03:29 PM
Ha!  Not for me.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Lars D

#5
December 27, 2015, 03:02:45 AM
Leg broke?

DRKWNG

#6
December 27, 2015, 03:23:27 AM
Nah.  Just haven't ridden the motors in a couple of years now. 
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Lars D

#7
December 27, 2015, 04:26:54 AM
Well go stick a key in one of them and go,it's easy.

DRKWNG

#8
December 27, 2015, 05:37:10 AM
Nah.  The keys have been in them.  Maybe I was hoping someone would come steal them...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Lars D

#9
December 27, 2015, 06:15:12 AM
Did you turn the key?

When you turn the key, you push the button and stuff happens.

DRKWNG

#10
December 27, 2015, 06:41:52 AM
Nah.  These things stopped happening a while ago.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Lars D

#11
December 27, 2015, 06:50:47 AM
Just push the button.

DRKWNG

#12
December 27, 2015, 06:54:12 AM
Nah
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Lars D

#13
December 27, 2015, 07:09:59 AM
Then maybe sell and get something else.

DRKWNG

#14
December 27, 2015, 08:49:11 AM
You buying?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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