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Ok so I was gonna get some gas the other day in my truck when I happen to stumble upon a lazy squid in the wild at the light...
WHY?!
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WTF?? This make no sense to me.
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Not an issue at all. I know a really short dude that does it on his motard. Has it down to a science.
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It is a bit goofy but not the worst transgression ever.
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Bit lame but I have to do this to trigger the stoplights around here if I'm alone.
Believe the law in VA allows me to take my chances after ~ 2 minutes, or something like that..., but I'd rather the light in my favor...
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Quote from: Curmudgeon on August 13, 2016, 09:56:43 AM
Bit lame but I have to do this to trigger the stoplights around here if I'm alone.
Believe the law in VA allows me to take my chances after ~ 2 minutes, or something like that..., but I'd rather the light in my favor...
Kick stand down will help the light change? How so? Pardon my ignorance. However, I don't think that excuse is valid in his case considering that he has two cars in front of him and me behind him waiting for the light as well.
I will not make a db comment like "dam Asian squid" as a reference to their bad driving skills because I am sure there are great Asian drivers out there. That would just be so wrong of me to say even though he is Asian.
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Quote from: CookieMonster on August 19, 2016, 09:44:53 AM
Kick stand down will help the light change? How so?
Read it somewhere else a long time ago. Not 100% but does work where the car sensor wires are embedded in the road as they are around here. Just enough metal I suppose where otherwise it only recognizes a ton of steel.
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August 19, 2016, 04:25:42 PM »
Why do you even give a make the beast with two backs that some dude sits on his bike with the kickstand down?
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We have the same issue. Im gonna try the kick stand trick, but not with me sitting on it as I have an Evo.
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August 19, 2016, 09:35:39 PM »
You need a ferrous kick stand. Eve then, no guarantee, at best, an added glimmer of help. And, yep, you need to be over the coil.
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Hyper has a steel one. Often you see telltale marks in the tarmac.
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I've seen worse.
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Re: Lazy Squid
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Quote from: CookieMonster on August 19, 2016, 09:44:53 AM
I will not make a db comment like...
Then how about you just don't say it?
Adding the disclaimer doesn't negate the fact that you typed it out and then hit the post button.
"I'm not a racist, but [insert racist comment]" is still a racist comment.
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