Crystal Pepsi?

[Ash]

No lube = no fun

If you really were that hot asian chick, you'd be mine baby 

no motor awl in this $#&*%

[NuTTs]

no motor awl in this $#&*%

the friction must chafe and burn 

try extra virgin (sic) olive oil, works a treat

[TiNi]

would you two please TRY to stay on topic 
or get a room... sheesh 

[jswledhed]

try extra virgin (sic) olive oil, works a treat

Wouldn't sesame seed oil be more apprpriate for a piece of hot Asian Ash?

[Ash]

would you two please TRY to stay on topic 
or get a room... sheesh 

how about we get a room with a topic?

you can talk about the alphabet with us...

[TiNi]

how about we get a room with a topic?

you can talk about the alphabet with us...

or i can sing it   

[Ash]

backwards, with a margarita in one hand and a toonie in the other.

while standing on your head.

[TiNi]

hey don't pull me into your thread jacking rampage....

ftr, i can't do it backwards, i've tried 

[NuTTs]

backwards, with a margarita in one hand and a toonie in the other.

while standing on your head.

what's a toonie?

[TiNi]

what's a toonie?

i'm buying you one if we ever meet.

[NuTTs]

i'm buying you one if we ever meet.

Lady, I'm very worried about that offer.. ok, I'm gonna open up a new tab and do a search for this "toonie" thing 

[NuTTs]

Ok.. a two dollar Canadian coin?

[TiNi]

Ok.. a two dollar Canadian coin?

nope

Lady, I'm very worried about that offer.. ok, I'm gonna open up a new tab and do a search for this "toonie" thing 

don't worry... you'll love it!

[Ash]

Ok.. a two dollar Canadian coin?

is coin spanish for hooker?

[Ash]

nope

don't worry... you'll love it!

awww, he's screwed!