Thanks, guys. You all crack me up!
KTM's design aesthetics just don't do it for me and I have a hard time getting past that, despite probably being a solid bike.
OTOH, the Brutale has that same MV sex appeal. There's one in my area that's been on CL for half a year; '07 910R with low miles for under $5500. I've been sorely tempted. But I learned from my Monster that I really want/need more wind protection along with waterproof hardcases large enough to stow my helmet.
Steaks for nothin' and chicks for free sounds good, though!