Your most embarassing experience

[Grampa]

At the same age I accidentally spat in a girls mouth while talking to her.

thats called snowballing.

[Pakhan]

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

[Grampa]

funniest story ever.... on an LA radio show, The Mark and Brian show, they had a caller confess to his g/f that he took a dump in the cat box. She had taken it to the vet thinking there was something wrong with the kitten.   

[TiNi]

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

those aren't examples of embarassing experiences 
they're more like examples of you being a bad boy 

[Mother]

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

those aren't examples of embarassing experiences 
they're more like examples of you being a bad boy 

Heeeey, yooouuu guuuuys!!!

[mitt]

First date with new hot girl, it is double date with my best friend and his girl, 4 of us go to Pizza Hut for dinner, take road trip, car breaks down in middle of no-where, and I get projectile diarrhea while waiting for tow truck, so I run out in the corn field and spray while the 2 girls and my best friend laugh 

Then I had to ask for a klennex to wipe up 

mitt

[ROBsS4R]

Stalling and dropping my bike at my very first Ducati Meet up 

No damage but just my ego 

[hankthe8th]

Freshman year in high school. My dad finds a wallet of a classmate of mine in the parking lot of the gym. He brings it home and I'm given specific instructions not to touch it. So I grab it on my way to the pooper and sit down with it as I do my business. (Side note: bathroom in topic is 5 ft. from the front door.) As I'm flipping through the wallet in the middle of my deposit, DING DONG! I hear some muffled conversation after my parents answer the door and then a KNOCK, KNOCK, "Do you know where the wallet is?" Mind you, the people at the door do not know this room is a bathroom, it's just a door with someone inside. I have no idea how it looked on the outside, but here I am trying to shove the wallet underneath the bathroom door. I didn't want to open it due to the fact that my pants are around my ankles and I'm sitting on the pot. So I'm shoving and shoving and shoving the wallet under the door to no avail. It's not going to work. My mom says, "just open the door and hand it to me!" The parents of the kid who's wallet it was were apparently just standing there confused at to why someone is shoving a wallet under the door instead of just opening it. Finally I give up and open the door and hand off the wallet as fast as I can. I'm not sure if I'm more embarrassed for myself or for my parents who had to be the ones handling it. Either way, I come out of the bathroom to have my parents, my two brothers, and my brother's girlfriend all standing there with WTF faces staring at me. Lesson learned.

[DaniD]

Heeeey, yooouuu guuuuys!!!

Great movie! I even had the Goonies game for Nintendo!

As for the subject of this thread, I've never done anything embarassing in my life...

At least nothing I'll own up to!

[Duc Stamp]

I don't have anything too embarassing.  I think I must have repressed it all.

Anyway, after learning how to ride on a 1973 Yamaha 125 enduro, my friend and I decide to learn how to do wheelies in his backyard (with the help of a little bump in the grass and dropping the clutch).  We get it down pretty well.

Later on with like 20 people over for a cookout, we get the enduro out and proceed to act like idiots (no helmets mind you).  I goose it a bit too much and literally stand the bike straight up.  I freak and jump off, but somehow manage to walk/run behind the motorcycle hanging onto the bars and set it back down while jumping back on.  I think it they hadn't seen the look on my face I could have played it off as me having mad skills, but instead I got laughed at for a while.

Next two are bathroom related, but not really embarassing because I didn't let it get to me.  (you can avoid embarassment a lot depending on how you play it off.

Freshman year of college I let loose an unholy dump and there happens to be someone in another stall.  All I hear is "holy Sh!t, not that's how its done!"  I just say thank you, I've been thinking of turning pro.

The next one was on a first date, and while waiting to eat at outback (classy for college right?).  Well, even before we ate my stomach let me know there was something serious about to happen.  I excuse myself and head to the men's room.  After primary ignition, a couple of rednecks walk in and immediately start going off.  "holy sh!t, that just ain't right.  You don't do something like that in public you save that for home"  They continue for a bit longer and at this point I'm done but just sitting still.  I wait until they leave before exiting the stall.  I guess that time I would have been embarassed.  At least my date was none the wiser, except I wonder what she was thinking with me taking so long.  I got a second date at least.

[fwtcc]

Next two are bathroom related, but not really embarassing because I didn't let it get to me.  (you can avoid embarassment a lot depending on how you play it off.

Freshman year of college I let loose an unholy dump and there happens to be someone in another stall.  All I hear is "holy Sh!t, not that's how its done!"  I just say thank you, I've been thinking of turning pro.

The next one was on a first date, and while waiting to eat at outback (classy for college right?).  Well, even before we ate my stomach let me know there was something serious about to happen.  I excuse myself and head to the men's room.  After primary ignition, a couple of rednecks walk in and immediately start going off.  "holy sh!t, that just ain't right.  You don't do something like that in public you save that for home"  They continue for a bit longer and at this point I'm done but just sitting still.  I wait until they leave before exiting the stall.  I guess that time I would have been embarassed.  At least my date was none the wiser, except I wonder what she was thinking with me taking so long.  I got a second date at least.

Here is a similiar one, from when me and a friend made 1k mile trip to get the bike.
We stopped at a rest stop in WV and I walk up to the pisser and just start lettin' her go.  Then I let loose a bowel dropping fart that echoed in the bathroom.  Imagine the bottom falling out and then some.  I was pretty surprised there was no tracer.  So anyways, from out of nowhere, a little kid voice behind the stall goes, "That's disgusting!"
I shouted in a gruff mountain voice, "WELCOME TO AMERICA."  Then walked out.

Which brings me to a different point, how big of a pussy was that kid.  Me at 5 or whatever age would have laughed my damn ass off.  What ever pair of twats is raising that kid really needs to change methods, otherwise that kid is playground meat.

[Duc Stamp]

Here is a similiar one, from when me and a friend made 1k mile trip to get the bike.
We stopped at a rest stop in WV and I walk up to the pisser and just start lettin' her go.  Then I let loose a bowel dropping fart that echoed in the bathroom.  Imagine the bottom falling out and then some.  I was pretty surprised there was no tracer.  So anyways, from out of nowhere, a little kid voice behind the stall goes, "That's disgusting!"
I shouted in a gruff mountain voice, "WELCOME TO AMERICA."  Then walked out.

Which brings me to a different point, how big of a pussy was that kid.  Me at 5 or whatever age would have laughed my damn ass off.  What ever pair of twats is raising that kid really needs to change methods, otherwise that kid is playground meat.

I can't disagree with you.  In fact, I'd still think it's funny.

[Smiling End]

Great movie! I even had the Goonies game for Nintendo!

As for the subject of this thread, I've never done anything embarassing in my life...

At least nothing I'll own up to!

Is it embarrasing that I know the game was actually the Goonies 2?  There was no Goonies 1 game for the American NES. 

[ducsix]

2nd time, on a SecaII. Was over at a friends apartment and when leaving decided to do a burnout cuz the rear tire was toast anyway. They had walked me out so why not?  Didn't give it quite enough gas, and the front wheel lofts into a perfectly balanced wheelie.

You did a wheelie on a SecaII??  Is that physically possible?

[Ash]

ever fall down a flight of stairs at a party wearing a mini? 

yes!