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« Reply #75 on: June 09, 2023, 04:21:29 PM »

When we get pulled over, will you pay the fines?

It isn't registered, inspected, or even close to street legal.

I made it through 90% of that last ride without getting a ticket(s) Dolph
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« Reply #76 on: June 09, 2023, 04:22:22 PM »

I made it through 90% of that last ride without getting a ticket(s) Dolph

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« Reply #77 on: June 15, 2023, 07:50:18 AM »

I made it through 90% of that last ride without getting a ticket(s) Dolph

We need to recruit a cop join the crew at DIMBY.  That should solve the ticketing issue.
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« Reply #78 on: June 15, 2023, 08:08:30 AM »

We need to recruit a cop join the crew at DIMBY.  That should solve the ticketing issue.
I'll give hbliam  Police a call  Cheesy
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« Reply #79 on: June 15, 2023, 08:41:51 AM »

I can't think of a single thing that could possibly go wrong.
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« Reply #80 on: June 15, 2023, 01:39:04 PM »

We need to recruit a cop join the crew at DIMBY.  That should solve the ticketing issue.

Paula has some police officer friend-he showed up last time her and the local ladies had a wine night. Seemed odd he brought a stereo, but whatever.

They seemed pretty excited about it for some reason.

I just enjoyed my quiet in the shop.
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« Reply #81 on: June 15, 2023, 01:45:04 PM »

Paula has some police officer friend-he showed up last time her and the local ladies had a wine night. Seemed odd he brought a stereo, but whatever.

They seemed pretty excited about it for some reason.

I just enjoyed my quiet in the shop.

Seems perfectly normal...
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« Reply #82 on: June 15, 2023, 02:26:38 PM »

Come to think of it, maybe a cop isn't a good idea...from what I hear having a fireman in the group didn't prevent the fire department from showing up to shut down a towering inferno once.  In fact, having a fireman just seems to make everyone want to light more things on fire.

Having a cop on site might just spur the group to rob a bank or something.
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« Reply #83 on: June 15, 2023, 02:52:08 PM »

Come to think of it, maybe a cop isn't a good idea...from what I hear having a fireman in the group didn't prevent the fire department from showing up to shut down a towering inferno once.  In fact, having a fireman just seems to make everyone want to light more things on fire.

Having a cop on site might just spur the group to rob a bank or something.

Don't even bring up lawyers...
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« Reply #84 on: June 15, 2023, 02:53:17 PM »

 
Don't even bring up lawyers...

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« Reply #85 on: June 15, 2023, 05:17:25 PM »

Come to think of it, maybe a cop isn't a good idea...from what I hear having a fireman in the group didn't prevent the fire department from showing up to shut down a towering inferno once.  In fact, having a fireman just seems to make everyone want to light more things on fire.

Having a cop on site might just spur the group to rob a bank or something.

Well, to be fair, banks don't rob themselves Cheesy
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« Reply #86 on: June 16, 2023, 04:33:07 AM »

Don't even bring up lawyers...
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« Reply #87 on: June 22, 2023, 02:55:04 PM »

Not for nothing...a lawyer kept me out of jail.
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« Reply #88 on: June 23, 2023, 11:31:51 AM »

Not for nothing...a lawyer kept me out of jail.

You can't discount your sparkling personality in that event
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« Reply #89 on: June 23, 2023, 12:17:54 PM »

You can't discount your sparkling personality in that event

He can be quite the charmer  cheeky
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