If you bastids make a shirt...
Make one for this fat ass... yes, I'll pay!
An interloper! How come everyone state side calls us bastids! Well, two people, you and Ducman.
Yes, if we do happen to make a tee, how about I get an extra one and we can do swapsies from whereever the hell you are from?
Good to see a seppo (can I say that? well he called us bastids!) come to our little corner of the forum.
Cheers Big Ears!