Best crime ideas

[Mother]

Want a list of people who deserve to die? I know several truly evil people that this planet would be better off without.

sac

is that the beginning of the list?

[Pakhan]

Advertise a way for people to make money sitting at home, they just need to send you $20 for information that could make them thousands of dollars a month. 

When you get your $20 you send instructions to them to advertise a way for people to make money sitting at home and instruct people to send you $20 for information that could make them thousands of dollars a month. 

Tell a bunch of people that your imaginary friend loves them all, is always watching, will bring you to a better place after you die, and needs you to give me money.  Oh wait, that's not a crime it's religion.

[lauramonster]

I was looking at this really cool ball point pen at the bank... and nobody was looking... I thought about just sneaking it into my pocket. So easy... but I get caught for everything. So I decided not to.

[hbliam]

Advertise a way for people to make money sitting at home, they just need to send you $20 for information that could make them thousands of dollars a month. 
When you get your $20 you send instructions to them to advertise a way for people to make money sitting at home and instruct people to send you $20 for information that could make them thousands of dollars a month. 
Tell a bunch of people that your imaginary friend loves them all, is always watching, will bring you to a better place after you die, and needs you to give me money.  Oh wait, that's not a crime it's religion.

I took a report a couple days ago. "Victim" signs up on the net to be a secret shopper. Two companies send her stuff in the mail a few days later. They send: a letter that sounds kind of official, an evaluation form, and a check made out to her. One for $4800, one for $2700. The money is supposed to be: her salary (about $400), and the rest she is supposed to send to them via western union. This is supposed to be a test of the customer service of western union.

I think the way it's suppoosed to work is she deposits the checks and then sends them the dough and then gets charged back by her bank. She's "smart" though. She deposits the checks and waits. Then notices they have taken money from her account. It seems they gained her bank account number from the canceled bad check. She only lost a few hundred luckily.

My question for her was, "Did you think it was odd that someone sent you almost $8,000 for work you had not done yet?" She didn't have a response.

[VisceralReaction]

My wife was a bookkeeper for a large grocery store here. She would daily deposit, by herself, about $250K in cash and the rest in checks.
She would turn around at the bank with a large sum of cash for all the tills to be able to make change. All you would need to do with her was to walk up and tell her to hand over the cash. I was very tempted.