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« Reply #540 on: January 12, 2010, 01:31:57 PM »

I laughed hardest at the bit where the fly is finally dead -- I've never known a cat who didn't seem really let down & disappointed when the prey finally stopped playing and just died.
the first bug i ever saw my cat catch was a very large millipede, he was carrying it around and it looked like he had a handlebar mustache.  lol
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« Reply #541 on: January 12, 2010, 03:10:26 PM »

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« Reply #542 on: January 13, 2010, 06:13:23 PM »




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« Reply #543 on: January 14, 2010, 02:16:44 PM »

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« Reply #544 on: January 14, 2010, 02:25:14 PM »

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« Reply #545 on: January 14, 2010, 02:35:05 PM »

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« Reply #546 on: January 14, 2010, 11:26:03 PM »

Here is a blank canvas. I don't feel so witty this morning...




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« Reply #547 on: January 15, 2010, 04:27:09 AM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #548 on: January 15, 2010, 03:19:21 PM »

Here is a blank canvas. I don't feel so witty this morning...




so that's why they call it a yard sale....  now how'm I gonna get my skis out of that tree?
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« Reply #549 on: January 15, 2010, 03:23:30 PM »

Here is a blank canvas. I don't feel so witty this morning...




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« Reply #550 on: January 15, 2010, 08:38:01 PM »


or shave that cat
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« Reply #551 on: January 16, 2010, 05:19:51 AM »

or shave that cat

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« Reply #552 on: January 16, 2010, 06:37:30 AM »

Was looking at the "when I was your age, Pluto was a planet" group on facebook.

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« Reply #553 on: January 17, 2010, 09:29:47 PM »

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« Reply #554 on: January 17, 2010, 11:37:16 PM »

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