whats with the bacon?

Started by RavnMonster, July 31, 2008, 11:41:13 AM

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arai_speed

Am I the only one who thinks that Bacon sushi is instant massive coronary death?

NuTTs

To all you bacon questioners out there..  [bacon]

Bacon => man food => satisfaction => good thing => the wife won't understand => you talk about it with your friends, and you eat it alone.   [bacon]

Any more questions?  [bacon]


MendoDave

Quote from: He Man on August 01, 2008, 11:56:57 AM
im eating a meatlovers pizza from costco....


Bread...tomato paste/sace....cheese...sausages....peproni.....keilbasa...salami....bacon.. and what i can only assume to be burger meat.

Those are really good.

MendoDave

Quote from: He Man on July 31, 2008, 02:20:54 PM
it started around the same time i posted this back on TOB. If no one is going to, im gonna be that guy and take credit for starting the Bacon revolution of the DML and soon it spread to the DMF.


I'm gonna be that guy that takes credit for getting someone to add a bacon smiley to the board.  [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6228.0

Guaps

If bacon is the forum's official food, then I propose a new toaster to be passed around.



This is for real.  It's an alarm clock that wakes you up to the smell of fresh bacon.  Read about it here.

Awesome.  Really, really awesome...
If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much room.

He Man

oenst work too well with more than 2 slices of bacon. and i eat a whole pound. plus it takes liek 10 minutes with a 100watt. I can grill it on my stove top in less than 3, plus i can do 7 strips at a time.

Speedbag

Quote from: NuTTs on August 01, 2008, 01:55:26 PM
To all you bacon questioners out there..  [bacon]

Bacon => man food => satisfaction => good thing => the wife won't understand => you talk about it with your friends, and you eat it alone, even wearing just your underwear.   [bacon]

Any more questions?  [bacon]



Fixed it for ya.  ;)
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Scottish

Oh... that does encourage a wee little disclaimer though. When cooking bacon in the buff or skivvies one must be wary of bacon spatter.

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Randimus Maximus

I hope we've clarified every thing about  [bacon] for the OP.

;D

NuTTs

Quote from: WannaDucBad on August 01, 2008, 08:08:14 PM
Oh... that does encourage a wee little disclaimer though. When cooking bacon in the buff or skivvies one must be wary of bacon spatter.

In this case having your 4skin intact would be an advantage. I always wear my kinky cow apron when cooking "commando"  :)

c_rex

had grilled scallops wrapped in bacon last night.  also last night there was a stampede at a 'religious even' in India killing 145 (rest their souls).  coming to get my bacon?  (help my soul...)
"It ain't cool being no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving."


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Scottish

Mmmmm..... cooked up some bacon this morning for the wondering Bonfy and myself..... hopefully the bacon will help immunize her to all the Hogs she'll be in the mist of within the next couple hours. She's travelling to a little town in S. Dakota somewhere.  [laugh]

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Speedbag

Quote from: c_rex on August 03, 2008, 12:02:41 PM
had grilled scallops wrapped in bacon last night. 

With a little BBQ sauce? I keep seeing a Red Lobster commercial for same which is making me think about a trip to town for the ingredients.

[bacon]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Schmitty


Monstermash

Quote from: He Man on July 31, 2008, 02:20:54 PM
it started around the same time i posted this back on TOB. If no one is going to, im gonna be that guy and take credit for starting the Bacon revolution of the DML and soon it spread to the DMF.

Step 1.
Weave 1 pound of bacon


Step 2.
Fry said bacon.


Step 3.
Apply Cheese


Step 4.
Roll they bacon


Step 5.
Slice thy bacon.


Voila Bacon Sushi.


Holy HEART ATTACK Batman!!!  :o
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.



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