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« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2008, 05:01:33 PM »

There... I made the text larger since your eyes are obviously failing you.   cheeky  That "L" has a strikeout through it.

And in case anyone didn't think you were perverse before, where your mind just went should be the convincing bit of evidence.  laughingdp
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"I want a peaceful soul. I need a bigger gun." -- Charlie Crews on Life

Street: 2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
Track: 2005 Honda CBR 600RR - Salvage project
Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...
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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2008, 10:35:44 PM »

Bah, I'm innocent and pure.  Drunk, but innocent and pure!  Evil
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2008, 07:16:23 AM »

Bah, I'm innocent and pure.  Drunk, but innocent and pure!  Evil

Dude... the only innocent thing you have is the hair on your head.



Oh wait... you don't have any hair... nevermind. You got nothing innocent.

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« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2008, 12:10:09 PM »

I more than make up for it with the hair on my back and ass!  Wink

That makes me almost virginal!  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2008, 12:39:05 PM »

I more than make up for it with the hair on my back and ass!  Wink

That makes me almost virginal!  Grin

I don't know that I have a comeback to that. Maybe something about the hair migrating to greener pastures?  Undecided
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« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2008, 01:18:35 PM »

Dude... the only innocent thing you have is the hair on your head.



Oh wait... you don't have any hair... nevermind. You got nothing innocent.

 Grin

he has no hair.....what is that saying?? cheeky
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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2008, 01:36:20 PM »

he has no hair.....what is that saying?? cheeky

You mean IZ_ Wuzzy was a bear, IZ_ Wuzzy had no hair, IZ_ Wuzzy wasn't IZ_ was he?  laughingdp
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« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2008, 05:07:39 AM »

Did I ever mention Johnny D is the bee's knees?  Grin
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« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2008, 06:44:33 AM »

Did I ever mention Johnny D is the bee's knees?  Grin


Is this another moment like Mo and Mother?
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« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2008, 04:52:58 PM »


The "bee's knees"?   Shocked

You been watchin' too much Leave It to Beaver? 

(hee hee - I said 'beaver' hee hee)



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