Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?

Started by ducpenguin, August 01, 2008, 07:23:40 AM

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EvilDuc

Jeff Corwin's take on it. 

I hate the female anchor in this clip.  I'm sure she has much more experience identifying animals than Jeff Corwin  [roll]






Scooter Montgomery

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 01, 2008, 09:57:38 AM
yeah, the tail is all wrong.

I think if it has a tail it isn't really a beaver at all.  ;D
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ducpenguin

Quote from: Scooter Montgomery on August 01, 2008, 10:53:16 AM
I think if it has a tail it isn't really a beaver at all.  ;D
Not true...I have seen some really nice tails on shaved beavers...
Quote from: RobJohn3 on August 01, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
I wonder if it tastes like chicken?
Not if it is a shaved beaver!  Those have a gamey taste...

Jaman

It's baaaaack!

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/ny-limont1412762172may13,0,500231.story?track=rss

Just in time for summer, Long Island's latest fad-slash-biological freak show once again is in all of its bloated, pallid glory.

Reports of a Montauk Monster washing up on a Southold beach are circulating after the montauk-monster.com blog posted pictures and video last week of what looks like a beaked, four-legged animal's carcass.

Nicky Papers, 24, a culinary school student from West Islip who runs the blog, said a couple from Southold contacted him after they saw the carcass on the Founders Landing Park shore last Wednesday.



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>>2008 LI marathon Papers said he and a friend drove there and saw a 3-foot-long animal corpse with a pointy snout and hoofs lying in the surf.

"It smelled horrible," Papers said. "It's like nothing I've ever seen before. I don't think the pictures do it justice."

Papers said the couple shoved the carcass with a stick into a garbage bag and took it to an undisclosed Southold location.

Attempts to contact the Southold couple were unsuccessful, and Papers said he did not want to reveal their identity without their permission.

Last July, three Montauk friends said they found an animal corpse, eventually dubbed the Montauk Monster, on Ditch Plains Beach.


pennyrobber

The new pic just looks like a dog. The "beak" is just the front of the skull protruding from the peeled back skin. Now the first one, still don't know.
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erkishhorde

The couple that found it took it after letting the Montauk monster website people take pictures.  [laugh]
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Oldfisti

Quote from: bobspapa on August 01, 2008, 09:51:59 AM
I know for a fact......





it aint a shaved beaver

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 01, 2008, 09:57:38 AM
yeah, the tail is all wrong.

Quote from: Scooter Montgomery on August 01, 2008, 10:53:16 AM
I think if it has a tail it isn't really a beaver at all.  ;D

Quote from: Xiphias on August 01, 2008, 11:05:04 AM

I wonder if it tastes like chicken?


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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

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superjohn

I think it's a sea turtle who got drunk and couldn't find hi way home.

Oldfisti

WTF??  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^





EDIT: This was in response to the bullshit spam post that Statler so kindly took care of in an expedited fashion.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

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Oldfisti

I just used the "report to mod" button for the first time ever!  :D
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Statler

holy shit.

The guy posts 4 spam posts and my email inbox just lit up like a christmas tree.

Thanks, guys.

he's gone.

getting rid of posts now.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month