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Awwww, no more boobies :(

Started by Monsterlover, August 06, 2008, 06:32:08 PM

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Monsterlover

August 06, 2008, 06:32:08 PM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Got Duc

#1
August 06, 2008, 07:26:01 PM
Espresso gone wild!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

SacDuc

#2
August 06, 2008, 08:56:06 PM


When boobies are outlawed only outlaws will have boobies.

sac





/the palms of my hands are outlaws
//as is my face
///motorboat!   :D
HATERS GONNA HATE.

IZ

#3
August 06, 2008, 09:04:09 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on August 06, 2008, 08:56:06 PM
[laugh]

/the palms of my hands are outlaws
//as is my face
///motorboat!   :D

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2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Hank

#4
August 07, 2008, 12:35:48 AM
Using sex to sell coffee.  How very lame  [coffee]
'00 Monster 750 Dark
Current mods: K&N and removal of the intake silencers,  AFAM 14 tooth front sprocket.  Termignoni high mounts <---Best mod yet!, Evoluzione slave cylinder,
NEW: removed dinky plastic covers and emissions canister for moar n00dity!
"I like my women the way I like my roads; with plenty of curves!"

A.duc.H.duc.

#5
August 07, 2008, 04:22:12 AM
Quote from: Hank on August 07, 2008, 12:35:48 AM
Using sex to sell coffee.  How very lame  [coffee]

I agree, and it sounds like a terrible idea, think about where these girls will get steam burns...
"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

TiNi

#6
August 07, 2008, 04:30:00 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on August 06, 2008, 08:56:06 PM
/the palms of my hands are outlaws
//as is my face
///motorboat!   :D

omg lmao!!!!!!  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

motogpfan

#7
August 07, 2008, 01:22:19 PM
oh whatever the make the beast with two backs. Who cares. If you don't want to see chicks tits while they serve coffee go to Denny's.

news flash,  sex sells,   annoying house frauss  trying to keep the business man down.

good for them, they should do espresso shooters in their cleavage.

Monsterlover

#8
August 07, 2008, 06:55:59 PM
^
Now that's what Im talking about!

Wait, I hate coffee.

But wait, I loves boobies!

I shall endure the coffee anyway ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

motogpfan

#9
August 08, 2008, 06:28:40 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 07, 2008, 06:55:59 PM
^
Now that's what Im talking about!

Wait, I hate coffee.

But wait, I loves boobies!

I shall endure the coffee anyway ;D

you are a brave American sir, may the force be with you.

Hank

#10
August 08, 2008, 12:20:45 PM
Quote from: motogpfan on August 07, 2008, 01:22:19 PM
news flash,  sex sells,   annoying house frauss  trying to keep the business man down.
Any businessman that has to resort to sex to sell an everyday product is unimaginative.
If I wanna see boobs with my coffee, I'll brew a pot at home and get on xtube.
'00 Monster 750 Dark
Current mods: K&N and removal of the intake silencers,  AFAM 14 tooth front sprocket.  Termignoni high mounts <---Best mod yet!, Evoluzione slave cylinder,
NEW: removed dinky plastic covers and emissions canister for moar n00dity!
"I like my women the way I like my roads; with plenty of curves!"

ryandalling

#11
August 08, 2008, 01:04:59 PM
 [evil]  What is this xtube that you speak of?  ;D   ... and do they sell bacon?  [bacon]
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

rgramjet

#12
August 08, 2008, 01:11:31 PM
Quote from: Hank on August 08, 2008, 12:20:45 PM
Any businessman that has to resort to sex to sell an everyday product is unimaginative.
If I wanna see boobs with my coffee, I'll brew a pot at home and get on xtube.

I dont know, I think all this controversy has caused quite a.....stir.   8)

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

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Pakhan

#13
August 08, 2008, 01:29:15 PM
now this is the hard hitting news I've been craving.

nick maybe you should try "jewelry gone wild"  ;D
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motogpfan

#14
August 08, 2008, 01:33:14 PM
Quote from: Hank on August 08, 2008, 12:20:45 PM
Any businessman that has to resort to sex to sell an everyday product is unimaginative.
If I wanna see boobs with my coffee, I'll brew a pot at home and get on xtube.


why try to re invent the wheel,


Quote from: Pakhan on August 08, 2008, 01:29:15 PM


nick maybe you should try "jewelry gone wild"  ;D


go on, I'm listening!
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