make the beast with two backsing???

Started by R.Douglas, August 09, 2008, 09:01:31 AM

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KnightofNi

does no one read shakespeare anymore?  ???
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

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KnightofNi

Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2008, 06:42:49 AM
no...

they don't.  [roll]

what are they teaching in schools these days...DAM WHIPPERSNAPPERS!



get off my lawn!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Kyna

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2008, 06:46:34 AM
what are they teaching in schools these days...DAM WHIPPERSNAPPERS!


I was a very naive high schooler.  I read a lot of shakespeare and never picked up on the meaning of "beast with two backs."  Funny, that wasn't the language my English teacher decided to have us focus on.  I'm sure more of us would have paid attention in class.
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KnightofNi

maybe i'm just a pervert then. i picked up on sex and violence references right away.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpenguin

Even as early as 1532 they realized the importance of bacon!
"In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another."
Interesting

KnightofNi

i'm totally asking the g/f if she wants to rub and frot our bacon against each other.


she will mostl likely ask me what is wrong with me or what i'm drinking.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

c_rex

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2008, 06:46:34 AM
what are they teaching in schools these days...DAM WHIPPERSNAPPERS!



get off my lawn!

you forgot ....    /shakes fist!   [laugh]
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KnightofNi

Quote from: c_rex on August 11, 2008, 01:02:46 PM
you forgot ....    /shakes fistcane!   [laugh]

fixed it for you..i mean me...i mean.....DAM KIDS!!!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

somegirl

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2008, 10:06:33 AM
i'm totally asking the g/f if she wants to rub and frot our bacon against each other.


she will mostl likely ask me what is wrong with me or what i'm drinking.

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ducpenguin

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2008, 10:06:33 AM
i'm totally asking the g/f if she wants to rub and frot our bacon against each other.
she will mostl likely ask me what is wrong with me or what i'm drinking.
You must let us all know how this plays out...I would love to see her face as she gives you the WTF is wrong with you look!