worse monday ever...
12 am
just as i lay down in bed i hear the cry of puppies ... one of my dogs was giving birth
3am
finally able to go to bed
5:30 am
alarm goes off ... hit snooze button
6:30
am i wake up in a panic and realize that my alarm doesnt have a snooze button. out the door with no coffee
7:30 am
(the time i should be clocking in at work) passing in front of the airport on the h1 and fail to notice the road closed sign due to the horrible glare of the sun and lack of any coffee.
7:45 am
stuck in traffic around sand island trying to turn around to get on dillingham of course there is no way to get there because of that make the beast with two backsing aloha run
8am
back on the H1 heading in the oppisate direction then where i need to be
8:20 am
finaly able to turn around at pearl harbor and head in the right direction
8:40 am
arrive at work... no one is there... apperently since i left early on friday as to not occur any overtime i missed the memo about being off today and no one thought to call or txt me
8:45 am
eating breakfast at Zippys
9:45 am
on my way back home, coming down red hill and i realize that i have .25 gallons of gas left so i pull off the H1 at halawa get half way down the hill towards kmart, checkers, and the gas station and i get stuck in more traffic from the aloha run at the stadium
10am
road is blocked so i cant go straight into the gas station so i turn left and head up to the one next to target,
10:10 am
searching for my atm card so i can buy gas and i realize that i make the beast with two backsing left it at zippys (where is the hang man smiley)
pull out my last 2 dollars and search the car for 2 more bucks in coins. i walk in to the cashier to get my 4 bucks worth of gas
and im told that the computer is down and they cant do anything from the inside. and if i wanted gas i have to use a card at the pump. at this point i figure things couldnt get anyworse.
10:20 am
i head down the road to the next gas station hoping that they will accept what lil bit of cash i had on me.
10:25 am
gas up the lil smart car with 4 bucks worth. i should point out that had i been in any other car or even on my 848 in the same situation i would have ran out of gas . somthing has to be said for 46 miles to the gallon.
ranting a little bit is making me feel better so ill cut this short if anyone is actually still reading this
sat in more traffic, took detours, finally got my atm card from zippys (thank you cute waitress) fought traffic back to makaha
and as i walk pass my 848 the neighbors make the beast with two backsing cat put muddy paw prints all over my bike. i dont useally drink before noon but today i made an exception, and took a long nap afterwords. im scared to imagine what else would have went wrong if i had stayed awake.
