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So this guys taking a dump in my front yard this morning....

Started by rgramjet, August 20, 2008, 04:46:03 PM

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He Man

#15
August 20, 2008, 10:18:26 PM
Quote from: Magnus on August 20, 2008, 09:39:20 PM
that's what bb/pellet guns are for

not fun.

Rocksalt.

now THATS fun.

Vindingo

#16
August 20, 2008, 10:50:28 PM
Quote from: Rameses on August 20, 2008, 07:57:49 PM

make the beast with two backsing diabetics.   [roll]

[laugh]   "dude is that a beeper?"

Rameses

#17
August 20, 2008, 11:02:05 PM
Quote from: Vindingo on August 20, 2008, 10:50:28 PM
[laugh]   "dude is that a beeper?"


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Did one of you guys ask me that?

Big Troubled Bear

#18
August 20, 2008, 11:16:07 PM
I go with the neighbor being behind the whole thing concept [thumbsup]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Nitewaif

#19
August 21, 2008, 12:28:40 AM
Just shovel up the dump and leave it in your friend's lawn - in a coffee cup. 

rgramjet

#20
August 21, 2008, 05:46:23 AM
Quote from: big bear on August 20, 2008, 11:16:07 PM
I go with the neighbor being behind the whole thing concept [thumbsup]

LMAO, wouldnt put it past him!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

fwtcc

#21
August 21, 2008, 06:07:08 AM
Quote from: ducati_tim on August 20, 2008, 05:14:21 PM
Or you could ask for the coffee first and then take a dump. Some folks find it easier that way.

I can go 5-6 days without, one cup of coffee later.  BAM.  Toilet looks like a drifter raceway.
2005 S2R  R.I.P.

Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

tommys67

#22
August 21, 2008, 07:01:04 AM
Quote from: fwtcc on August 21, 2008, 06:07:08 AM
I can go 5-6 days without, one cup of coffee later.  BAM.  Toilet looks like a drifter raceway.

T.M.I.   :-X
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ducatiz

#23
August 21, 2008, 07:06:24 AM
Quote from: fwtcc on August 21, 2008, 06:07:08 AM
I can go 5-6 days without, one cup of coffee later.  BAM.  Toilet looks like a drifter raceway.

man, that is just dag-fangity-gang-nasty. 

haven't you ever heard of a "courtesy flush" boy?

nastier than pig assholes.  (see below)
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

fwtcc

#24
August 21, 2008, 08:51:08 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 21, 2008, 07:06:24 AM
haven't you ever heard of a "courtesy flush" boy?


Somethings rushing water doesn't fix.

Good thing I don't drink coffee at home.

That's right, I am that guy.
2005 S2R  R.I.P.

Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

ducatiz

#25
August 21, 2008, 09:11:52 AM
Quote from: fwtcc on August 21, 2008, 08:51:08 AM
Somethings rushing water doesn't fix.

Good thing I don't drink coffee at home.

That's right, I am that guy.

i didn't know "that guy" meant the guy who has to shit in a river so it doesn't stick to porcelain.

on the other hand, it is well known that poo only sticks to DIRTY porcelain.  maybe a sign you need to clean the bowl?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

fwtcc

#26
August 21, 2008, 09:48:24 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 21, 2008, 09:11:52 AM
i didn't know "that guy" meant the guy who has to shit in a river so it doesn't stick to porcelain.

on the other hand, it is well known that poo only sticks to DIRTY porcelain.  maybe a sign you need to clean the bowl?

"That guy" is a general ass hole, in this case the office shitter that leaves traces of evidence behind.

There's no way I am cleaning the office bowl.  The home bowl is as white as a Dave Matthew's audience.
2005 S2R  R.I.P.

Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

ducatiz

#27
August 21, 2008, 09:54:20 AM
thanks for the clarification, Mr Tar-Stool
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

FatguyRacer

#28
August 22, 2008, 03:53:14 PM
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jclin

#29
August 24, 2008, 04:35:05 PM
Wow. Between this and the unbelievable prosecutor who asks a biker victim whether the girl who rear-ended said biker should be prosecuted, and everything else on this board.... The DMF sure has a lot of shit that you just can't make up.... Unbelievable world we live in.
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