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Author Topic: check out the garage/operating room!  (Read 2668 times)
fastwin
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« on: August 24, 2008, 06:16:32 AM »

OK, totally wasting time on fleabay motors Ducati section and clicked on a nice 1000 Monster but check out the pics and notice the garage it's in! Spotless, perfect, clean operating room of a garage if I have ever seen one! Almost too creepy... mine looks like a cluttered shitbox in comparison! Going into peoples homes that look like that gives me the creeps too. It's like OK, where is all your shit? Where are all the stacks of paper, magazines, catalogs and stuff?? Am I allowed to put my drink on the table or get anything on the floor? Should I take off my shoes and not sit down?

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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2008, 06:22:02 AM »

Did Cory lend out his new garage for the pix?  laughingdp
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2008, 06:37:49 AM »

Or it might be Robert, the dude with the cool, tricked out Monster from Motopia and Dubliner fame who works in Allen at the big Honda shop. I can see his garage being that clean! waytogo
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2008, 08:27:39 AM »

WTF that is creepy. He even has his tool box covered up  Huh? It makes it seem like he's hiding something I bet theres chopped up body parts in plastic bags inside those cabinets.

Did Cory lend out his new garage for the pix?  laughingdp

you have obviously never been in my apartment, my bike is the only thing I obsessively clean  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2008, 10:40:53 AM »

clutter= normal people and lived in

that clean= serial killer
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2008, 12:42:23 PM »

clutter= normal people and lived in

that clean= serial killer

LOL!  So true.  I was looking at those pics and had a deep seated anxiety thinking, "That just ain't normal!"
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 02:55:16 PM »

clutter= normal people and lived in

that clean= serial killer

I think that pretty much says what everone is thinking here... that just ain't right! Either that or he rolled his bike and toolbox down the street to the brand new house that just got finished yesterday and the new owners haven't moved in yet. Nah.... serial killer and body parts! waytogo Still a nice bike though for a serial killer.
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2008, 03:04:42 PM »

"Nice bike for a serial killer"

Hahaha
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2008, 03:18:10 PM »


Could be a serial killer but I think it's just some clever CGI... It's a virtual  garage  laughingdp  No one's garage can be THAT clean...
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2008, 03:27:20 PM »

mine would be if i had bodies in it. can't let grisham and the crew catch up to me you know!! laughingdp
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2008, 06:38:50 PM »

Yep, definitely PhotoChopped Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2008, 06:58:17 PM »

One word....

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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2008, 03:06:48 AM »

you have obviously never been in my apartment, my bike is the only thing I obsessively clean  Grin

I have, and the only thing he keeps clean is that bike!
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2008, 05:29:47 AM »

If you read the text he states that he somehow got the shop to swap out the stock bodywork for red, ergo all red bike, wheels and bodywork. Non standard set up, that's what made me click on it to begin with. Thought someone had the bike's wheels powdercoated to match the bodywork. I now know how he got the shop to be so obliging in the parts swap. They suspected he was a serial killer and they did it to make him happy so they all wouldn't end up in plastic bags all over his garage!!! laughingdp
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2008, 06:25:44 AM »

OK I am officially creeped out.  The more you look at it the creepier it gets.
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