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Spider
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Re: Whoops....
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September 21, 2008, 12:53:20 AM »
Dos, explain the R1 to me....I take it (guess?) that it has a better torque curve than the current model....
cause don't the numbers (as far as maximum) look really similar, like 2bhp more, weighs 2 kg more has 3 nm of torque as well...so it looks like the maximum numbers haven't changed much....
I thought the conversation went like this:
Dos: hey, that cloud looks like a d!ck
Wife of Dos: (giggle) it sure does, let's take a picture
...hopes out of car, giggles, takes snapshot....
Dos: hey, wife, how about you experience a little cumulonimbus for yourself?
Wife of Dos: after taking a picture of a 20km long phallus do you really think you have ANYTHING that's going to impress me?
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Re: Whoops....
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September 21, 2008, 02:51:04 AM »
Quote from: Spider on September 21, 2008, 12:53:20 AM
Dos, explain the R1 to me....I take it (guess?) that it has a better torque curve than the current model....
cause don't the numbers (as far as maximum) look really similar, like 2bhp more, weighs 2 kg more has 3 nm of torque as well...so it looks like the maximum numbers haven't changed much....
I thought the conversation went like this:
Dos: hey, that cloud looks like a d!ck
Wife of Dos: (giggle) it sure does, let's take a picture
...hopes out of car, giggles, takes snapshot....
Dos: hey, wife, how about you experience a little cumulonimbus for yourself?
Wife of Dos: after taking a picture of a 20km long phallus do you really think you have ANYTHING that's going to impress me?
spider your a very very funny man -
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DosVerde
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Re: Whoops....
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September 21, 2008, 03:14:35 AM »
Quote from: Spider on September 21, 2008, 12:53:20 AM
Dos, explain the R1 to me....I take it (guess?) that it has a better torque curve than the current model....
cause don't the numbers (as far as maximum) look really similar, like 2bhp more, weighs 2 kg more has 3 nm of torque as well...so it looks like the maximum numbers haven't changed much....
I thought the conversation went like this:
Dos: hey, that cloud looks like a d!ck
Wife of Dos: (giggle) it sure does, let's take a picture
...hopes out of car, giggles, takes snapshot....
Dos: hey, wife, how about you experience a little cumulonimbus for yourself?
Wife of Dos: after taking a picture of a 20km long phallus do you really think you have ANYTHING that's going to impress me?
Luckily we weren't at the Grand Canyon then eh. No I didn't put my foot in it - but I reckon I could have
As for the R1 having a big bang engine, it's not about maximum power or torque or curves, it's like the 4th dimension of power.... delivery.
Have a go at this for some light reading Spider
http://www.motorcycledaily.com/08april05_bigbang.htm
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Re: Whoops....
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yeah, I previously read (on hellforleather.com perhaps) an explanation of 'big bang' but when they described the firing order, well, they forgot to mention the 4th cylinder - so at that point I turned off!
anyway, cheers, sounds the business.....I can completely understand the need for teenage men to be able to buy a 170bhp bike for $16,000 without any extra training required....but the government hands out speeding fines and claims it's doing it for road safety!
I met a bloke on the weekend who just bought this year's R1. He rides it in denim jeans, ankle boots and $100 gloves. I won't attend the funeral (don't think I'm invited after what I said to him!)
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Re: Whoops....
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September 22, 2008, 01:24:33 AM »
Hey Ita, since we threadjacked your thread....and you got the bike back....why not post up a picture of the beautiful girl!
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September 22, 2008, 01:41:56 AM »
Here ya go.....
She has a different but similar clutch cover now and oggy knobs, but essentially the same...
Ita
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