A couple of nights ago, I was pretty hungry.
I had some bacon.
So I cooked it.
And I ate it.
I didn't feel well afterward.
I couldn't sleep well.
About 5 hours later I vomited in an extremely intense fashion.
I never want to see bacon again.
And I can't wait for this smell to be gone from my apartment. :-X
What the make the beast with two backs did you expect after eating that much bacon ???
And yea, that smell is "thick." And the smoke detector didn't approve either. [puke] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
Quote from: Jobu on August 25, 2008, 11:30:30 PM
What the make the beast with two backs did you expect after eating that much bacon ???
And yea, that smell is "thick." And the smoke detective didn't approve either. [puke] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
The smoke detective?
Have you been drinking?
So here's the cooking...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3181/2799309040_a842d28129.jpg)
And the finished product...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2798460163_8a10208024.jpg)
Safety first, don't want a repeat of the S4 gas tank debacle...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/2798461389_e21f9ca67c.jpg)
Not smiling anymore...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2798462801_67c88431ce.jpg)
That burnt shit was too nasty. I couldn't take it after the rest of it...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3237/2798462097_9abb79c63c.jpg)
Looks like crappy bacon and you over cooked IMO :-\
weaksauce! [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
Maybe you should have microwaved it, you seem pretty good at that.
Hmmm, maybe next time go for Ramen noodles in milk instead? [cheeky]
maybe nuke some bacon and mix it w/a ramen brick?
Initially, I thought that IZ may have stolen Rameses login and password.
After reading the thread, it appears that Rameses should be institutionalized.
very probably true...
but when Jobu goes to visit...
what do you suppose will happen? [laugh]
my god boy...what the hell did you expect with a plate that size...looking at it makes me unstable!
Don't blame the bacon, blame yourself.
[bacon][bacon] BACON [bacon] [bacon]
Quote from: lethe on August 26, 2008, 03:23:17 AM
Maybe you should have microwaved it, you seem pretty good at that.
Part of it
was microwaved (in the interest of saving time). It takes a long time to cook 4 lbs of bacon!
Quote from: msincredible on August 26, 2008, 03:52:11 AM
Hmmm, maybe next time go for Ramen noodles in milk instead? [cheeky]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: howie on August 26, 2008, 07:26:01 AM
Don't blame the bacon, blame yourself.
Hey, I never assigned any blame. I fully realize that I'm an idiot.
But that doesn't change the fact that I never wanna see bacon again. [laugh]
Quote from: Rameses on August 26, 2008, 09:02:06 AM
It takes a long time to cook 4 lbs of bacon!
You tried to ingest 4 lbs of bacon in one sitting, by yourself?!!!
Quote from: Bick on August 26, 2008, 09:28:01 AM
You tried to ingest 4 lbs of bacon in one sitting, by yourself?!!!
Yup. And I would've finished it except that I burnt part of it.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2799308388_e1f054cbe4.jpg)
you're diabetic, right?
do you want to have level two hypertension as well?!
kids these days...
You cook each slice of bacon for no more than 1 minute on each side on a gas stove. not sure on electric.
Either way, you should be able to fit 1/2 lb of bacon. After a while, the oil that develops on the pan is perfect for deep frying, simplying the procedure becasue you no longer need to flip the bacon.
That looks like no named brand bacon and you just over cooked it. You had more carbon than you did bacon.
THINK MAN!!! THINK!!!!!
What was the pool on this dare? Had to be $$$!!!
I think bacon bashing is grounds for a 24 hour suspension. Where are the mods when you need them? [bacon]
You ate almost four pounds and are asking why you got sick? [puke]
Quote from: He Man on August 26, 2008, 09:55:38 AM
That looks like no named brand bacon and you just over cooked it. You had more carbon than you did bacon.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3285/2799307700_bc411b831c.jpg)
I like my bacon crispy. But most of it was a little over-cooked.
Some of it was definitely burnt though.
Quote from: Rufus120 on August 26, 2008, 10:04:03 AM
You ate almost four pounds and are asking why you got sick? [puke]
Uhhh, no. I never asked why I got sick.
Quote from: Rameses on August 26, 2008, 09:30:57 AM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2799308388_e1f054cbe4.jpg)
Pfffft! I could eat
five pounds of bacon and not throw up!
Quote from: someguy on August 26, 2008, 10:31:36 AM
Pfffft! I could eat five pounds of bacon and not throw up!
[laugh] [laugh]
Go for it!
are you guys crazy?
nevermind... [roll]
Damn! That is a huge stack of pork product!! :P
Your skin color goes from a healthy hue before to a sickly green after!!
I seriously think your head got a bit fatter after eating that pile of porkly puke too. [puke]
;)
IZ_nevergottensickaftereatingwholepackagesofturkeybacon
;D
Quote from: IZ on August 26, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
Damn! That is a huge stack of pork product!! :P
Your skin color goes from a healthy hue before to a sickly green after!!
I seriously think your head got a bit fatter after eating that pile of porkly puke too. [puke]
;)
IZ_nevergottensickaftereatingwholepackagesofturkeybacon
;D
[laugh] [laugh]
I had noticed the same thing too.
I really felt like hell in that second pic. I thought death could possibly be on the doorstep.
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 26, 2008, 10:50:35 AM
are you guys crazy?
nevermind... [roll]
hey don't lump me into this turd-roll of an epicurian catastrophe!
Quote from: Ash on August 26, 2008, 12:13:48 PM
hey don't lump me into this turd-roll of an epicurian catastrophe!
you are surely in a league of your own ;)
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 26, 2008, 01:53:14 PM
you are surely in a league of your own ;)
i *think* that's a compliment....
but maggie q's not sure.... :-\
Quote from: Ash on August 26, 2008, 02:06:32 PM
i *think* that's a compliment....
but maggie q's not sure.... :-\
i would think a hot asian chick would be more confident [roll] [laugh]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 26, 2008, 02:59:39 PM
i would think a hot asian chick would be more confident [roll] [laugh]
hot chicks are never truly confident. as a hot chick yourself, you should know that.
OMG, I *have* to have those shoes! i HATE you!
[laugh]
I thought this was a [bacon] thread, but I like where this is going. . .
does this [bacon] make my ass look fat?
Quote from: hankthe8th on August 26, 2008, 03:24:48 PM
I thought this was a [bacon] thread, but I like where this is going. . .
No, this's an anti-bacon thread. [puke]
Quote from: Ash on August 26, 2008, 03:27:58 PM
does this [bacon] make my ass look fat?
[laugh] of course it does sweetie
yeah well at least i'm not a slut!
At least?
[laugh]
everybody's a make the beast with two backsing comedian!
;D
Quote from: Rameses on August 26, 2008, 09:02:06 AM
But that doesn't change the fact that I never wanna see bacon again. [laugh]
Remember your first
real hangover? Remember thinking about not ever wanting to drink beer/wine/vodka/whiskey/rum/absinthe/sterno ever again?
This, too, shall pass.
And man, are you gonna break a blood vessel or two when it does.
Quote from: Obsessed? on August 26, 2008, 04:32:21 PM
Remember your first real hangover? Remember thinking about not ever wanting to drink beer/wine/vodka/whiskey/rum/absinthe/sterno ever again?
This, too, shall pass.
And man, are you gonna break a blood vessel or two when it does.
I definitely remember my first hangover.
I was 14 and I was out of school "sick" for two days. [laugh]
But the whole time I was thinking "damn, I can't wait for this to be over so I can do that again." ;D
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 26, 2008, 10:50:35 AM
are you guys crazy?
nevermind... [roll]
crazy for bacon! :-*
besides, soybeans won't let me live forever... and last I checked, bacon > tofu...
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 27, 2008, 02:05:33 AM
crazy for bacon! :-*
besides, soybeans won't let me live forever... and last I checked, bacon > tofu...
Wait, are you saying bacon
will let you live forever??
B/c that's definitely
NOT what it felt like the other night!
Didn't you ever watch "Highlander?"
The Quickening is not a pleasant experience.
Quote from: Obsessed? on August 27, 2008, 03:29:19 AM
Didn't you ever watch "Highlander?"
The Quickening is not a pleasant experience.
Nope, never seen it.
But I heard it won an award.
Rameses is a bacon noob. [cheeky]
Quote from: someguy on August 27, 2008, 12:02:26 PM
Rameses is a bacon noob. [cheeky]
[laugh] [laugh]
Ex-bacon noob.
I don't eat that shit anymore. ;D
Quote from: Rameses on August 27, 2008, 12:06:09 PM
[laugh] [laugh]
Ex-bacon noob.
I don't eat that shit anymore. ;D
Philistine.
;D this thread is the funniest three pound bacon poop I've read in a while, gl rameses, and if you're really baconless after 3 days, u kno it's over... [popcorn] [bacon]
Quote from: ducatsSF on August 27, 2008, 11:22:16 PM
;D this thread is the funniest three pound bacon poop I've read in a while, gl rameses, and if you're really baconless after 3 days, u kno it's over... [popcorn] [bacon]
It's been 5 days.
No bacon.
No desire for any.
In fact, thinking about eating any still kinda makes my stomach uneasy. :-X
Quote from: Rameses on August 27, 2008, 11:28:33 PM
It's been 5 days.
No bacon.
No desire for any.
In fact, thinking about eating any still kinda makes my stomach uneasy. :-X
now that is just plain sad.
suck it up and get yerself sum [bacon]
Yeah, or whip up a bacon milkshake.
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 28, 2008, 05:56:06 AM
Yeah, or whip up a bacon milkshake.
is that a new frontier in baconness?
Could be. It'd have to have little bacon bits sprinkled on top of the whipped cream.
;D
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 28, 2008, 05:58:57 AM
Could be. It'd have to have little bacon bits sprinkled on top of the whipped cream.
;D
And then drizzle some bacon vinaigrette dressing on top? [bacon]
Let's not get crazy now
Right. No need for things to get out of hand.
yeah that would suck
That hot asian mouth of yours has a lot to say today. Allow me to distract you with bacon earrings
(http://bp1.blogger.com/_juV31YwBJoU/R6QI9ycAhcI/AAAAAAAAA8I/HtAOz1eXT_0/s320/bacon+earrings.jpg)
and bacon undies
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_juV31YwBJoU/R6SioCcAhdI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/oYXLRiXiR-o/s320/bacon+panties.jpg)
and bacon vodka
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_juV31YwBJoU/R6SlKicAheI/AAAAAAAAA8Y/j1qolydoDNc/s320/bacon+vodka.jpg)
ram, i never noticed how big your noggin was until now. [cheeky]
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 28, 2008, 12:29:56 PM
ram, i never noticed how big your noggin was until now. [cheeky]
Yeah, it's full of bacon grease.
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 28, 2008, 11:55:40 AM
and bacon undies
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_juV31YwBJoU/R6SioCcAhdI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/oYXLRiXiR-o/s320/bacon+panties.jpg)
i have such a sexy ass! omg i turn me on!!
Apparently Reddit has a thing for bacon too. But this is an anti-bacon thread, wrong crowd.
http://www.reddit.com/r/bacon/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/bacon/)
Quote from: hankthe8th on August 28, 2008, 02:59:47 PM
Apparently Reddit has a thing for bacon too. But this is an anti-bacon thread, wrong crowd.
http://www.reddit.com/r/bacon/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/bacon/)
It's okay.
I look at it as them trying to sway me back to the pro-bacon contingency.
Come to da dark side
we has bacon
Hey look!
It's almost bacon thirty [thumbsup]
[bacon]
It's always bacon thirty somewhere...
You're right. And there's no guilt, either [thumbsup]
4 pounds eh? You went wrong when you didn't have the dogs to help you eat any. [laugh]
i still can't believe you ate 4lbs of bacon :-\
I can. It takes a lot to top the "weaved bacon and cheeze rollup"
[laugh]
did that actually get eaten? :-\
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 28, 2008, 06:47:41 PM
i still can't believe you ate 4lbs of bacon :-\
I'll try it again eventually, without burning the bacon. ;)
Quote from: Rameses on August 28, 2008, 06:58:32 PM
I'll try it again eventually, without burning the bacon. ;)
there's no fun in that... you've already done that, go for 5 ;D
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 28, 2008, 07:03:37 PM
there's no fun in that... you've already done that, go for 5 ;D
Ghaaa... I
hate you! >:(
:P [laugh]
Quote from: Rameses on August 28, 2008, 07:05:59 PM
Ghaaa... I hate you! >:(
:P [laugh]
i was kidding... pleeeeeeeaze do not attemt to eat 5lbs of bacon.
if you don't make it, i couldn't live with myself :)
Has anyone died from eating bacon by the pound?
While they were eating said pound(s) of bacon?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 28, 2008, 06:47:41 PM
i still can't believe you ate 4lbs of bacon :-\
He didn't.
1) He burned some and didn't eat that
2) The bacon lost a significant amount of weight during the cooking process...
Quote from: NAKID on August 28, 2008, 07:17:17 PM
He didn't.
1) He burned some and didn't eat that
2) The bacon lost a significant amount of weight during the cooking process...
Next time I'll put the empty plate on a scale to establish a tare weight and then weigh the cooked bacon before I start eating it.
[thumbsup]
Quote from: NAKID on August 28, 2008, 07:17:17 PM
He didn't.
1) He burned some and didn't eat that
2) The bacon lost a significant amount of weight during the cooking process...
so you're disqualifying him? that's rough...
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 28, 2008, 07:22:23 PM
so you're disqualifying him? that's rough...
Yup, I want 4 lbs cooked weight...
;D
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 28, 2008, 07:12:07 PM
Has anyone died from eating bacon by the pound?
While they were eating said pound(s) of bacon?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Send me ten pounds and I'll try it.
Well folks, I broke.
I just got back from getting something to eat.
I didn't even think about it until after I'd ordered it, but the second sub I got was a BLT.
Well, that didn't take long..
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 28, 2008, 06:56:08 PM
did that actually get eaten? :-\
you didn't see our oscar meyer cheese dog stuffed cheezy bacon weave that was covered in sour cream, cheese, and bacon bits?
it was gonna get beer battered and deep fried, but the guy who owned the fry-daddy was nowhere to be found.
we also decided that ver.2.0 will have cheese brat and tater tots inside... and I still vote for chili, onions, cheese, and bacon bits on top of the beer battered goodness.
*choco-covered bacon and the bacontini have long since been attempted. us islanders get a little stir-crazy sometimes ;D [bacon] ;D
eeeeeew, eeeeeeeew and eeeeeeeeew teddy :-X
Quote from: someguy on August 26, 2008, 10:31:36 AM
Pfffft! I could eat five pounds of bacon and not throw up!
I'll pay for the bacon if I can watch you try and eat it. [popcorn]
Quote from: trouble on August 29, 2008, 09:28:00 PM
I'll pay for the bacon if I can watch you try and eat it. [popcorn]
You're talking to the guy who drank a chocolate stout and ate a bag of skittles, at the same time. [puke]
Quote from: trouble on August 29, 2008, 09:28:00 PM
I'll pay for the bacon if I can watch you try and eat it. [popcorn]
You're on.
But it better be Oscar Mayer.
From "never" to 6 days.... Not long at all....
Quote from: NAKID on August 29, 2008, 09:37:22 PM
From "never" to 6 days.... Not long at all....
"Never" never means "never"...
...you should know that.
Quote from: Rameses on August 30, 2008, 12:34:42 AM
"Never" never means "never"...
...you should know that.
Yeah except for me. After last night-I'm never drinking again. OOg-my head.
What? Beer? Ok!
Quote from: Rameses on August 28, 2008, 10:09:37 PM
6 days
feel better...
don't you?
nothing like the hair o' the dog. ;)
Quote from: ducpainter on August 30, 2008, 10:06:56 AM
feel better...
don't you?
nothing like the hair o' the dog. ;)
[laugh]
I think you're right. My bacon hangover's gone now. [thumbsup]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 29, 2008, 03:49:44 AM
eeeeeew, eeeeeeeew and eeeeeeeeew teddy :-X
[laugh] [beer]
Quote from: Rameses on August 30, 2008, 10:16:34 AM
[laugh]
I think you're right. My bacon hangover's gone now. [thumbsup]
w00t! it could never last... ;D