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Started by Rameses, August 25, 2008, 11:20:20 PM

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#15
August 26, 2008, 09:28:01 AM
Quote from: Rameses on August 26, 2008, 09:02:06 AM

It takes a long time to cook 4 lbs of bacon!


You tried to ingest 4 lbs of bacon in one sitting, by yourself?!!!

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Rameses

#16
August 26, 2008, 09:30:57 AM
Quote from: Bick on August 26, 2008, 09:28:01 AM
You tried to ingest 4 lbs of bacon in one sitting, by yourself?!!!



Yup.  And I would've finished it except that I burnt part of it.


Ash

#17
August 26, 2008, 09:46:12 AM
you're diabetic, right?

do you want to have level two hypertension as well?!

kids these days...

He Man

#18
August 26, 2008, 09:55:38 AM
You cook each slice of bacon for no more than 1 minute on each side on a gas stove. not sure on electric.

Either way, you should be able to fit 1/2 lb of bacon. After a while, the oil that develops on the pan is perfect for deep frying, simplying the procedure becasue you no longer need to flip the bacon.

That looks like no named brand bacon and you just over cooked it. You had more carbon than you did bacon.

THINK MAN!!! THINK!!!!!

Bick

#19
August 26, 2008, 09:57:50 AM
What was the pool on this dare?  Had to be $$$!!!

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

hankthe8th

#20
August 26, 2008, 09:59:55 AM
I think bacon bashing is grounds for a 24 hour suspension. Where are the mods when you need them?  [bacon]

Rufus120

#21
August 26, 2008, 10:04:03 AM
You ate almost four pounds and are asking why you got sick?  [puke]

Rameses

#22
August 26, 2008, 10:06:45 AM
Quote from: He Man on August 26, 2008, 09:55:38 AM

That looks like no named brand bacon and you just over cooked it. You had more carbon than you did bacon.





I like my bacon crispy.  But most of it was a little over-cooked.

Some of it was definitely burnt though.

Rameses

#23
August 26, 2008, 10:07:31 AM
Quote from: Rufus120 on August 26, 2008, 10:04:03 AM
You ate almost four pounds and are asking why you got sick?  [puke]


Uhhh, no.  I never asked why I got sick.

Rameses

#24
August 26, 2008, 10:14:41 AM
Quote from: Ash on August 26, 2008, 09:46:12 AM
you're diabetic, right?



Allegedly.

Popeye the Sailor

#25
August 26, 2008, 10:31:36 AM
Quote from: Rameses on August 26, 2008, 09:30:57 AM


Pfffft! I could eat five pounds of bacon and not throw up!
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Rameses

#26
August 26, 2008, 10:37:11 AM
Quote from: someguy on August 26, 2008, 10:31:36 AM
Pfffft! I could eat five pounds of bacon and not throw up!


[laugh] [laugh]

Go for it!

TiNi

#27
August 26, 2008, 10:50:35 AM
are you guys crazy?
nevermind...  [roll]

IZ

#28
August 26, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
Damn!  That is a huge stack of pork product!!   :P

Your skin color goes from a healthy hue before to a sickly green after!! 

I seriously think your head got a bit fatter after eating that pile of porkly puke too.   [puke]

;)


IZ_nevergottensickaftereatingwholepackagesofturkeybacon 
;D
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Rameses

#29
August 26, 2008, 11:46:55 AM
Quote from: IZ on August 26, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
Damn!  That is a huge stack of pork product!!   :P

Your skin color goes from a healthy hue before to a sickly green after!! 

I seriously think your head got a bit fatter after eating that pile of porkly puke too.   [puke]

;)


IZ_nevergottensickaftereatingwholepackagesofturkeybacon 
;D


[laugh] [laugh]

I had noticed the same thing too.

I really felt like hell in that second pic.  I thought death could possibly be on the doorstep.
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