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Rameses

August 25, 2008, 11:20:20 PM
A couple of nights ago, I was pretty hungry.

I had some bacon.

So I cooked it.

And I ate it.

I didn't feel well afterward.

I couldn't sleep well.

About 5 hours later I vomited in an extremely intense fashion.

I never want to see bacon again.

And I can't wait for this smell to be gone from my apartment.   :-X

Jobu

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August 25, 2008, 11:30:30 PM Last Edit: August 25, 2008, 11:34:55 PM by Jobu
What the make the beast with two backs did you expect after eating that much bacon  ???
 
And yea, that smell is "thick."  And the smoke detector didn't approve either.    [puke] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]

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Rameses

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August 25, 2008, 11:32:20 PM
Quote from: Jobu on August 25, 2008, 11:30:30 PM
What the make the beast with two backs did you expect after eating that much bacon  ???

And yea, that smell is "thick."  And the smoke detective didn't approve either.    [puke] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]


The smoke detective?

Have you been drinking?

Rameses

#3
August 25, 2008, 11:41:56 PM
So here's the cooking...








And the finished product...









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Rameses

#4
August 25, 2008, 11:46:45 PM
Not smiling anymore...








That burnt shit was too nasty.  I couldn't take it after the rest of it...


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#5
August 26, 2008, 01:49:43 AM

Looks like crappy bacon and you over cooked IMO  :-\
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teddy037.2

#6
August 26, 2008, 02:45:44 AM
weaksauce! [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]

lethe

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August 26, 2008, 03:23:17 AM
Maybe you should have microwaved it, you seem pretty good at that.
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August 26, 2008, 03:52:11 AM
Hmmm, maybe next time go for Ramen noodles in milk instead? [cheeky]
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teddy037.2

#9
August 26, 2008, 04:00:16 AM
maybe nuke some bacon and mix it w/a ramen brick?

Randimus Maximus

#10
August 26, 2008, 05:33:28 AM
Initially, I thought that IZ may have stolen Rameses login and password.

After reading the thread, it appears that Rameses should be institutionalized.

ducpainter

#11
August 26, 2008, 05:35:43 AM
very probably true...

but when Jobu goes to visit...

what do you suppose will happen?   [laugh]
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August 26, 2008, 07:18:49 AM
my god boy...what the hell did you expect with a plate that size...looking at it makes me unstable!

Howie

#13
August 26, 2008, 07:26:01 AM
Don't blame the bacon, blame yourself.

  [bacon][bacon] BACON [bacon] [bacon]

Rameses

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August 26, 2008, 09:02:06 AM
Quote from: lethe on August 26, 2008, 03:23:17 AM
Maybe you should have microwaved it, you seem pretty good at that.


Part of it was microwaved (in the interest of saving time).  It takes a long time to cook 4 lbs of bacon!



Quote from: msincredible on August 26, 2008, 03:52:11 AM
Hmmm, maybe next time go for Ramen noodles in milk instead? [cheeky]


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]



Quote from: howie on August 26, 2008, 07:26:01 AM
Don't blame the bacon, blame yourself.



Hey, I never assigned any blame.  I fully realize that I'm an idiot.

But that doesn't change the fact that I never wanna see bacon again.   [laugh]
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