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Title: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 30, 2008, 12:43:01 PM
I have a peach tree in my backyard and i just picked a peach from it and ate it, it tasted GREAT until something started sqirming around in my mouth. I my nerves usually play tricks on me and i thought nothing of it. the 2nd one i ate, i decided to skin it since it the skin was quite bitter. When i bit into it i saw something squirming around inside. it was half of  a maggot. the other half was in my mouth.


So i just ate 1 1/2 maggots!!!! AHHH PROTEIN, that shit was so nasty. maybe the bitter taste was from the maggot not the skin. I dont know.

Ive also had a slug explode its guts into my throat once, i didnt swalow it becasue the impact of the sledge hammer and the slug forced it down my throat.

[roll]

thats it for today. im not eating anything else.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Bun-bun on August 30, 2008, 01:06:57 PM
Quote from: He Man on August 30, 2008, 12:43:01 PM
Ive also had a slug explode its guts into my throat once, i didnt swalow it becasue the impact of the sledge hammer and the slug forced it down my throat.

O.K., you must not understand how this internet thingy works.
You CANNOT! just print something like this, and then not provide full and complete details.


Pics would also be appreciated!
Thank you,
The internet
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 30, 2008, 01:50:53 PM
Sure let me just go get my flux capcitor and go back to 1993. I think something is moving in my stomach. :-\
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Rameses on August 30, 2008, 02:02:24 PM
We're still waiting for details on what happened with the slug.   [laugh]
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: DRKWNG on August 30, 2008, 02:10:11 PM
Quote from: Rameses on August 30, 2008, 02:02:24 PM
We're still waiting for details on what happened with the slug.   [laugh]

+ a billion!!  I am alarmed, and a bit disgustipated, at the idea of slug hammer cuisine. 
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: rgramjet on August 30, 2008, 02:19:17 PM
A slug is just a snail without garlic butter...
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: DRKWNG on August 30, 2008, 02:21:47 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on August 30, 2008, 02:19:17 PM
A slug is just a down on his luck/homeless/foreclosure victim snail without garlic butter...

Fixed!
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 30, 2008, 02:30:05 PM
If you tap the peaches on something hard, you can typically make the maggots uncomfortable enough to leave the peach.


After that, all that's left is delicousness.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: rgramjet on August 30, 2008, 02:36:40 PM
Quote from: someguy on August 30, 2008, 02:30:05 PM
If you tap the peaches on something hard, you can typically make the maggots uncomfortable enough to leave the peach.


After that, all that's left is delicousness.

Maggot Poo? [puke]
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: lethe on August 30, 2008, 02:47:56 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on August 30, 2008, 02:36:40 PM
Maggot Poo? [puke]
It's only fair, he'd eat mine if I left it behind.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: rgramjet on August 30, 2008, 02:51:44 PM
Quid Poo Quo
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 30, 2008, 02:55:00 PM
Quote from: someguy on August 30, 2008, 02:30:05 PM
If you tap the peaches on something hard, you can typically make the maggots uncomfortable enough to leave the peach.


After that, all that's left is delicousness.

they would have to eat their way out of it since most the location where they ate their way in has grown.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: lethe on August 30, 2008, 02:55:19 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on August 30, 2008, 02:51:44 PM
Quid Poo Quo
If something that eats shit shits, then is it shit squared. What happens when I eat the shiteater's shit and shit? At what point is shit at it's purest state and what would that fantastic material be?
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 30, 2008, 03:00:27 PM
Okay heres another peach that i found with a freshly made hole by another maggot. so tapped it on the table about 200 times and then put it in a bag and swung it around. lets see if the maggot actually gets disturbed enough to leave. i hope what someguy says isnt true cause i have a bbq lighter next to me.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3213/2811543227_21f407bb48_b.jpg)
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: lethe on August 30, 2008, 03:02:43 PM
Put a little milk on the tip of your tongue and hold it about a half inch away from the opening for 15 minutes. He's sure to poke his head out and then you grab him.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 30, 2008, 03:04:13 PM
OH make the beast with two backsING CRICKY SHIT BAGS.

Someguy if you were just joking theres truth behind it. i can see him moving around in the hole.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 03:04:46 PM
[popcorn]

I absolutely HATE slugs.  That's about the only thing that really gets me.  Even giant spiders don't bother me.

Much.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: lethe on August 30, 2008, 03:05:31 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 03:04:46 PM
[popcorn]

I absolutely HATE slugs.  That's about the only thing that really gets me.  Even giant spiders don't bother me.

Much.
Crickets are quite tasty.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 03:07:25 PM
Id probably give that a try after a couple beers
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: lethe on August 30, 2008, 03:10:38 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 03:07:25 PM
Id probably give that a try after a couple beers
Most anything is good when fried.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 30, 2008, 03:15:39 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 03:07:25 PM
Id probably give that a try after a couple beers

fried crickets actually taste pretty damn good, if you fry them while htey are still laive and dip them in chcolate..... wow. its like choclate covered sunflowers.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: DesmoDiva on August 30, 2008, 03:25:54 PM
so has the maggot come out yet.

and please elaborate on the slug story!!!


[popcorn]
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 30, 2008, 03:34:29 PM
The maggot is in there and he wont come out but i see him sqirming around looking for a way out. im gonna wait a bit longer and if he doenst come out, im gonna eat my way in. the non infected parts atleast.


theres not much more to the peach story, i was a kid, and i went to hte backyard and saw a slug, so i started smashing em cause my older brother would pass out if he saw the guts of one. I went out with a mini sledge hammer and wacked a slug and i was giving a barberic war cry at the time. when i sqaushed it, the yellow intestines from the slug exploded right into my throat. it didnt land in my mouth so i ddint taste it, but i felt something hot and slimy in the back of my throat. I couldnt help but try to regurgitate it, but in doing so i just ended up swallong the whole thing. my brother passed out cause a bit of it hit him in the face.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: DesmoDiva on August 30, 2008, 03:47:51 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup]

at least you got your brother to pass out..... ;D
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 30, 2008, 04:38:29 PM
oh man, i was litterally 1/2 cm from biting into him again. pictures uploading now.  this one is alot smaller than the one i had this morning. This mornings was a bit fatter, but much longer.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3293/2812613558_2e6c7fc9df_b.jpg)

just measured this baby, 3/8 inch long
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: herm on August 30, 2008, 04:47:57 PM
the shot crews have a long standing tradition of paying each other to eat nasty living things. typically, everyone will anti up until the pot reaches a number that someone is willing to eat the critter for.

i have video somewhere.........biggest pot i ever saw was $450.00 to eat a big ass spider
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Xiphias on August 30, 2008, 06:53:28 PM
You should eat a banana slug....yummy.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Rameses on August 30, 2008, 06:58:53 PM
Quote from: He Man on August 30, 2008, 03:34:29 PM
theres not much more to the peach story, i was a kid, and i went to hte backyard and saw a slug, so i started smashing em cause my older brother would pass out if he saw the guts of one. I went out with a mini sledge hammer and wacked a slug and i was giving a barberic war cry at the time. when i sqaushed it, the yellow intestines from the slug exploded right into my throat. it didnt land in my mouth so i ddint taste it, but i felt something hot and slimy in the back of my throat. I couldnt help but try to regurgitate it, but in doing so i just ended up swallong the whole thing. my brother passed out cause a bit of it hit him in the face.


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


That's awesome!  [clap]
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 08:06:57 PM
Quote from: RobJohn3 on August 30, 2008, 06:53:28 PM
You should eat a banana slug....yummy.

OMG!
     :-X
           [puke]
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 08:08:30 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ErNw9WmaOFo/Rv7SAOxYqyI/AAAAAAAACd0/QgcLAZoSWik/s1600/DSCF6870%2Baka%2B6861%2BONF%2BBananaSlug.JPG)
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 30, 2008, 08:09:25 PM
is that a stock image or are you suggesting those pic arent mine?
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 08:11:23 PM
Umm,. . . what?
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Rameses on August 30, 2008, 08:20:48 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 08:11:23 PM
Umm,. . . what?


The pic you tried to post isn't showing up.

Instead it has some message image about embedding images from other sites being bandwidth theft.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 08:35:18 PM
Don't know. . .it shows up for me though.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 08:37:53 PM
Ok, so it doesn't show up.

Is it fixed now?  I replaced that pic with an even more horrible slug picture.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Rameses on August 31, 2008, 12:40:36 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 30, 2008, 08:37:53 PM
Ok, so it doesn't show up.

Is it fixed now?  I replaced that pic with an even more horrible slug picture.


Nope.

Now there's just nothing at all.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Howie on August 31, 2008, 04:29:26 AM
Quote from: Rameses on August 31, 2008, 12:40:36 AM

Nope.

Now there's just nothing at all.

Right click on box, properties, copy url, paste into address bar.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 31, 2008, 06:22:53 AM
I give up then [laught]

The point is, slugs are terrible little creatures.

And I hate them
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: ducati_tim on August 31, 2008, 06:33:11 AM
This is the thread I choose to read while eating breakfast?
[puke]
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: lethe on August 31, 2008, 06:41:19 AM
Quote from: ducati_tim on August 31, 2008, 06:33:11 AM
This is the thread I choose to read while eating breakfast?
[puke]
Weak stomach?
I could eat a full meal with a pack of dogs taking turns shitting right next to me.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 31, 2008, 07:38:32 PM
+1 to that.

I think [laugh]
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: lethe on August 31, 2008, 07:51:27 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 31, 2008, 07:38:32 PM
+1 to that.

I think [laugh]
Well I can tell you firsthand that people will allow you ahead of them in line when buying new clothes while covered in sewage.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on August 31, 2008, 07:52:26 PM
Hehe, I forgot about that one [laugh]

I bet they will
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 31, 2008, 08:18:21 PM
Quote from: lethe on August 31, 2008, 06:41:19 AM
Weak stomach?
I could eat a full meal with a pack of dogs taking turns shitting right next to me.

The real challenge is to be able to eat a full meal with a pack of dogs taking turns shitting ON you.  ;D
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: lethe on August 31, 2008, 08:23:01 PM
Quote from: He Man on August 31, 2008, 08:18:21 PM
The real challenge is to be able to eat a full meal with a pack of dogs taking turns shitting ON you.  ;D
That might be a bit distracting.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 31, 2008, 09:56:53 PM
Quote from: He Man on August 31, 2008, 08:18:21 PM
The real challenge is to be able to eat a full meal with a pack of dogs taking turns shitting ON you.  ;D

What kind of dogs?
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on August 31, 2008, 11:29:43 PM
Quote from: someguy on August 31, 2008, 09:56:53 PM
What kind of dogs?

the ones whose poop smells the worst from eating other dogs...of its own breed.....and from the same pack.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on September 01, 2008, 05:46:52 AM
Sounds like a Japanese game show
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: lethe on September 01, 2008, 05:48:13 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 01, 2008, 05:46:52 AM
Sounds like a Japanese game show
I have dogs and a dream, we can make millions.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on September 01, 2008, 05:51:47 AM
All the great ideas start with those basic ingredients
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: the_Journeyman on September 01, 2008, 07:14:52 AM
Someone say slug?

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn168/the_journeyman/Misc/DSC_0245-Crop.jpg)

JM
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on September 01, 2008, 07:15:44 AM
:-X
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on September 01, 2008, 10:44:25 AM
Oh GOD THE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE MEMORIES...... :o

Im a sick person....

I went searching for slut guts on google. and this is all i could find.

THen i found this pic with a more accurate view of the slugs slimy skin nature... well their going at it. I think.  :-X

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Mating_Great_Grey_Slug_4111.jpg)


And then i found  a website called Erotic belly punching

(http://store4.intermarkproductions.com/accounts4/9514/images/background.jpg)


WHAT HTE make the beast with two backs???
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on September 01, 2008, 02:02:50 PM
Seriously?

[roll]
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: He Man on September 01, 2008, 03:08:10 PM
i dont know, seriously about which one the slugs or the stomach punching?

cause i honestly havent looked at the slug pic yet. the thumbnail looked pretty nasty.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: lethe on September 01, 2008, 03:37:52 PM
Quote from: He Man on September 01, 2008, 03:08:10 PM
i dont know, seriously about which one the slugs or the stomach punching?

cause i honestly havent looked at the slug pic yet. the thumbnail looked pretty nasty.
It looks like two slugs doing the nasty while puffing on some sort of hookah thing.
Title: Re: +1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...
Post by: Monsterlover on September 01, 2008, 04:21:24 PM
I believe that's slug penis.

And the eye roll was about the stomach punch thing.  Just when I think I have a handle on the weird shit that's out there, something weirder comes along and throws me right off balance.