+1 to the exotic foods ive eaten...

[He Man]

I have a peach tree in my backyard and i just picked a peach from it and ate it, it tasted GREAT until something started sqirming around in my mouth. I my nerves usually play tricks on me and i thought nothing of it. the 2nd one i ate, i decided to skin it since it the skin was quite bitter. When i bit into it i saw something squirming around inside. it was half of  a maggot. the other half was in my mouth.


So i just ate 1 1/2 maggots!!!! AHHH PROTEIN, that shit was so nasty. maybe the bitter taste was from the maggot not the skin. I dont know.

Ive also had a slug explode its guts into my throat once, i didnt swalow it becasue the impact of the sledge hammer and the slug forced it down my throat.



thats it for today. im not eating anything else.

[Bun-bun]

Ive also had a slug explode its guts into my throat once, i didnt swalow it becasue the impact of the sledge hammer and the slug forced it down my throat.

O.K., you must not understand how this internet thingy works.
You CANNOT! just print something like this, and then not provide full and complete details.


Pics would also be appreciated!
Thank you,
The internet

[He Man]

Sure let me just go get my flux capcitor and go back to 1993. I think something is moving in my stomach.

[Rameses]

We're still waiting for details on what happened with the slug.   

[DRKWNG]

We're still waiting for details on what happened with the slug.   

+ a billion!!  I am alarmed, and a bit disgustipated, at the idea of slug hammer cuisine. 

[rgramjet]

A slug is just a snail without garlic butter...

[DRKWNG]

A slug is just a down on his luck/homeless/foreclosure victim snail without garlic butter...

Fixed!

[Popeye the Sailor]

If you tap the peaches on something hard, you can typically make the maggots uncomfortable enough to leave the peach.


After that, all that's left is delicousness.

[rgramjet]

If you tap the peaches on something hard, you can typically make the maggots uncomfortable enough to leave the peach.


After that, all that's left is delicousness.

Maggot Poo?

[lethe]

Maggot Poo?

It's only fair, he'd eat mine if I left it behind.

[rgramjet]

Quid Poo Quo

[He Man]

If you tap the peaches on something hard, you can typically make the maggots uncomfortable enough to leave the peach.


After that, all that's left is delicousness.

they would have to eat their way out of it since most the location where they ate their way in has grown.

[lethe]

Quid Poo Quo

If something that eats shit shits, then is it shit squared. What happens when I eat the shiteater's shit and shit? At what point is shit at it's purest state and what would that fantastic material be?

[He Man]

Okay heres another peach that i found with a freshly made hole by another maggot. so tapped it on the table about 200 times and then put it in a bag and swung it around. lets see if the maggot actually gets disturbed enough to leave. i hope what someguy says isnt true cause i have a bbq lighter next to me.

[lethe]

Put a little milk on the tip of your tongue and hold it about a half inch away from the opening for 15 minutes. He's sure to poke his head out and then you grab him.