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Title: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:18:41 AM
Welcome to Canada

The caption was "Isn't it comforting to know that when you are about to become a bear's breakfast your mate is standing there taking photos."

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Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Heath on September 02, 2008, 08:23:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Ivjx3E8Zg
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: OwnyTony on September 02, 2008, 08:58:12 AM
What happens?  barring that the dude does not get hurt/eaten, i would love to see the rest
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: FatguyRacer on September 02, 2008, 12:46:53 PM
Note to self:

Stay the hell outta Canada.
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Rameses on September 02, 2008, 01:03:10 PM
Quote from: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:18:41 AM

The caption was "Isn't it comforting to know that when you are about to become a bear's breakfast your mate is standing there taking photos."


Uhh, what else is the guy taking pics supposed to do?

Offer himself up as a sacrificial distraction?
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Ash on September 02, 2008, 03:19:50 PM
that could not have ended well....    :-\
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Grampa on September 02, 2008, 03:24:00 PM
Quote from: Ash on September 02, 2008, 03:19:50 PM
that could not have ended well....    :-\


sure it does.

the bear dies because of global warming


al said so
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Grampa on September 02, 2008, 03:25:27 PM
that bear is running around humming... " hot pocket"
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 03:55:25 PM
Bahahahaha!

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 03:24:00 PM

sure it does.

the bear dies because of global warming


al said so
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: TiNi on September 02, 2008, 04:00:45 PM
that guys heart must have been pounding...
mine was when i saw a black bear out on our patio,
and i had a glass door to protect me  :-\
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Grampa on September 02, 2008, 04:06:19 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 02, 2008, 04:00:45 PM
that guys heart must have been pounding...
mine was when i saw a black bear out on our patio,
and i had a glass door to protect me  :-\

just so ya know..... a gun will work waaaaaaay better than a patio door.  8) (take it from a guy who sells patio doors)
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 04:08:06 PM
Most of the time artic workers are equipped with sidearms (one of the few groups outside the security professions allowed to carry handguns in Canada) and whatever rifle or shotgun they think will help them. If I was the dude with the camera I'd get off my ass and find a firearm, which is what you are supposed to do in that situation (yes, greenheads, you are supposed to shoot it to stop from being eaten. So sorry you had to learn that horrible truth, but you can always sacrifice yourselves to the cute polar bears if you are in that situation)
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: TiNi on September 02, 2008, 04:10:05 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:06:19 PM
just so ya know..... a gun will work waaaaaaay better than a patio door.  8) (take it from a guy who sells patio doors)

he didn't want to attack us, and he left as soon as he saw us.
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Grampa on September 02, 2008, 04:11:08 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 02, 2008, 04:10:05 PM
he didn't want to attack us, and he left as soon as he saw us.

lm would have ran out to petsmart to get it a collar and name tag   [laugh]
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: He Man on September 02, 2008, 04:12:45 PM
havnt you see nthe coca cola commericals. Polar bears are cute and fun.

a human can turn a corner faster than a bear. Just wait it out till he gets bored. then hop in the car and run his ass over. Then make soap out of his lard and eat his flesh. grilled polar bear. YEA!


;D
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: TiNi on September 02, 2008, 04:13:46 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:11:08 PM
lm would have ran out to petsmart to get it a collar and name tag   [laugh]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

i don't think so...
as cool as it was to have him here,
i was surprised how big he was.



Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Grampa on September 02, 2008, 04:15:11 PM
Timothy Treadwell of the north.

Why hello brother bear.... how are yo..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGGRAsqhkjhgwsx gggxhjjjhghhhhhhh!!!!!!
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Ash on September 02, 2008, 04:24:08 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:15:11 PM
Timothy Treadwell of the north.

Why hello brother bear.... how are yo..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGGRAsqhkjhgwsx gggxhjjjhghhhhhhh!!!!!!

omg so wrong...  [laugh]
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Vindingo on September 02, 2008, 04:32:10 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:15:11 PM
Timothy Treadwell of the north.

Why hello brother bear.... how are yo..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGGRAsqhkjhgwsx gggxhjjjhghhhhhhh!!!!!!

That shit was funny as hell!  [laugh]
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
Honestly I don't see why people are so in love with polar bears. They are the most dangerous predator on the earth and will happily tear a human limb from limb for a snack without hesitation. They make grizzlies look even-tempered. You see a polar bear, you either shoot it or get in a vehicle and go in the opposite direction pronto.
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: CromoMann on September 02, 2008, 09:03:48 PM
My brother's working in 'None of it' with small teams in the bush.  Bear watch is critical and yes - firearm handy at all times.  Fortunately - they haven't been tracked down by a bear.
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2008, 09:59:40 PM
Quote from: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
Honestly I don't see why people are so in love with polar bears. They are the most dangerous predator on the earth and will happily tear a human limb from limb for a snack without hesitation. They make grizzlies look even-tempered. You see a polar bear, you either shoot it or get in a vehicle and go in the opposite direction pronto.

They're the most dangerous because they are the hungriest.  Have you ever seen the Arctic; there isn't shit to eat up there?  Except penguins.  :P
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 02, 2008, 11:05:14 PM
Quote from: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
Honestly I don't see why people are so in love with polar bears.

Well......they do eat a lot of Canadians, so they can't be all bad.....
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: the_Journeyman on September 03, 2008, 06:39:10 AM
Quote from: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
Honestly I don't see why people are so in love with polar bears. They are the most dangerous predator on the earth and will happily tear a human limb from limb for a snack without hesitation. They make grizzlies look even-tempered. You see a polar bear, you either shoot it or get in a vehicle and go in the opposite direction pronto.

Reminds of the saltwater crocs that live in Australia...  There's stories of them 'hunting' humans ~

JM
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Le Pirate on September 03, 2008, 06:53:24 AM
Quote from: Jobu on September 02, 2008, 09:59:40 PM
They're the most dangerous because they are the hungriest.  Have you ever seen the Arctic; there isn't shit to eat up there?  Except penguins.  :P


ahem.....cough*no penguins in the arctic*cough  :P
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 03, 2008, 07:14:56 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on September 03, 2008, 06:53:24 AM

ahem.....cough*no penguins in the arctic*cough  :P

Bears got 'em all.
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: NuTTs on September 03, 2008, 08:11:20 AM
Quote from: someguy on September 03, 2008, 07:14:56 AM
Bears got 'em all.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  [laugh]
Title: Re: Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop
Post by: Jobu on September 03, 2008, 09:25:42 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on September 03, 2008, 06:53:24 AM

ahem.....cough*no penguins in the arctic*cough  :P

There are in the donut earth theory.  :P