Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop

Started by NeufUnSix, September 02, 2008, 08:18:41 AM

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NeufUnSix

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The caption was "Isn't it comforting to know that when you are about to become a bear's breakfast your mate is standing there taking photos."





"Why did my tractor just blow up?"

Heath

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OwnyTony

What happens?  barring that the dude does not get hurt/eaten, i would love to see the rest

FatguyRacer

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Rameses

Quote from: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:18:41 AM

The caption was "Isn't it comforting to know that when you are about to become a bear's breakfast your mate is standing there taking photos."


Uhh, what else is the guy taking pics supposed to do?

Offer himself up as a sacrificial distraction?

Ash


Grampa

Quote from: Ash on September 02, 2008, 03:19:50 PM
that could not have ended well....    :-\


sure it does.

the bear dies because of global warming


al said so
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

that bear is running around humming... " hot pocket"
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

NeufUnSix

"Why did my tractor just blow up?"

TiNi

that guys heart must have been pounding...
mine was when i saw a black bear out on our patio,
and i had a glass door to protect me  :-\

Grampa

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 02, 2008, 04:00:45 PM
that guys heart must have been pounding...
mine was when i saw a black bear out on our patio,
and i had a glass door to protect me  :-\

just so ya know..... a gun will work waaaaaaay better than a patio door.  8) (take it from a guy who sells patio doors)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

NeufUnSix

Most of the time artic workers are equipped with sidearms (one of the few groups outside the security professions allowed to carry handguns in Canada) and whatever rifle or shotgun they think will help them. If I was the dude with the camera I'd get off my ass and find a firearm, which is what you are supposed to do in that situation (yes, greenheads, you are supposed to shoot it to stop from being eaten. So sorry you had to learn that horrible truth, but you can always sacrifice yourselves to the cute polar bears if you are in that situation)
"Why did my tractor just blow up?"

TiNi

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:06:19 PM
just so ya know..... a gun will work waaaaaaay better than a patio door.  8) (take it from a guy who sells patio doors)

he didn't want to attack us, and he left as soon as he saw us.

Grampa

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 02, 2008, 04:10:05 PM
he didn't want to attack us, and he left as soon as he saw us.

lm would have ran out to petsmart to get it a collar and name tag   [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

He Man

havnt you see nthe coca cola commericals. Polar bears are cute and fun.

a human can turn a corner faster than a bear. Just wait it out till he gets bored. then hop in the car and run his ass over. Then make soap out of his lard and eat his flesh. grilled polar bear. YEA!


;D