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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Grampa on September 16, 2008, 11:58:29 AM

Title: FTR
Post by: Grampa on September 16, 2008, 11:58:29 AM
my legs are not THAT white  >:(




[laugh]
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: ducpainter on September 16, 2008, 04:43:08 PM
keep telling yourself that.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: lethe on September 16, 2008, 04:45:25 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 16, 2008, 11:58:29 AM
my legs are not THAT white  >:(




[laugh]
I hear that you have no need for night lights in the house.
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: The Architect on September 16, 2008, 04:48:33 PM
The problem with people with white legs is they don't know they have white legs.     ;)
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 16, 2008, 04:50:01 PM
Quote from: lethe on September 16, 2008, 04:45:25 PM
I hear that you have no need for night lights in the house.

BP used to direct aircraft with nothing more than a pair of shorts and some fancy runnin'.
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Rev. Millertime on September 16, 2008, 05:01:07 PM
Nothing wrong with white legs.

I'll admit it... I've got some white friggin' legs.

Biggest problem is, you can't tell where my socks end and my legs begin.
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Fresh Pants on September 16, 2008, 05:02:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on September 16, 2008, 05:01:07 PM
Nothing wrong with white legs.

I'll admit it... I've got some white friggin' legs.

Biggest problem is, you can't tell where my socks end and my legs begin.

You could wear dark coloured socks.

Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Randimus Maximus on September 16, 2008, 05:20:45 PM
Quote from: Fresh Pants on September 16, 2008, 05:02:35 PM
You could wear dark coloured socks.



psssst...your back on the west side of the big pond now.
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Fresh Pants on September 16, 2008, 05:28:07 PM
oh yeah

dark colored socks
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Randimus Maximus on September 16, 2008, 05:36:29 PM
did you get that clutch oiling issue resolved?
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Statler on September 16, 2008, 05:49:55 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 16, 2008, 11:58:29 AM
my legs are not THAT white  >:(




[laugh]
oh sure...not NOW...but five minutes ago they were.

(http://content.nordstrom.com/ImageGallery/store/product/MediumLarge/6/_5160166.jpg)
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: somegirl on September 16, 2008, 10:24:05 PM
I've got a cyclist's tan...not sure it's any better. :-\
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: CairnsDuc on September 17, 2008, 04:16:15 AM
Yeah, It's the Tan lines from the Leather Thong and Chaps that I'm having trouble covering up......
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: CairnsDuc on September 17, 2008, 01:52:00 PM
And my work here is done.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: sqweak on September 17, 2008, 06:26:21 PM
I see pale people...walking around...like everyone else...they don't even know that they're pale!
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: darylbowden on September 17, 2008, 07:58:30 PM
BP, the answer is really easy.

Do like I did and cover your body with tattoos.  Now, instead of people being shocked how pale you are, they'll be shocked how vivid your colors are in your tattoos ('cause us palefaces have the best skin for tattooing).  Lemons -> Lemonade!
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Grampa on September 17, 2008, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: sqweak on September 17, 2008, 06:26:21 PM
I see pale people...walking around...like everyone else...they don't even know that they're pale!

so says chewbacca

a bucket of Nads...and yer just as blanco   [laugh]
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Grampa on September 18, 2008, 09:31:00 AM
Quote from: darylbowden on September 17, 2008, 07:58:30 PM
BP, the answer is really easy.

Do like I did and cover your body with tattoos.  Now, instead of people being shocked how pale you are, they'll be shocked how vivid your colors are in your tattoos ('cause us palefaces have the best skin for tattooing).  Lemons -> Lemonade!

he he

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3095/2868344754_7474a230a4.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 18, 2008, 10:14:57 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 18, 2008, 09:31:00 AM
he he

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3095/2868344754_7474a230a4.jpg?v=0)

If my legs looked like that....


I wouldn't show them off  ;)


Stick legs
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Grampa on September 18, 2008, 10:18:14 AM
dont you have a wheel to clean, or some fire to put out >:(



[laugh]
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: jdubbs32584 on September 18, 2008, 10:19:49 AM
chicken legs!!!!!!!
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Grampa on September 18, 2008, 10:27:59 AM
Quote from: JBubble on September 18, 2008, 10:19:49 AM
chicken legs!!!!!!!

hotwings ;)
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: ducducgooseme on September 18, 2008, 01:22:49 PM
that's a leg?  ;D
Title: Re: FTR
Post by: Grampa on September 18, 2008, 01:30:57 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on September 18, 2008, 01:22:49 PM
that's a leg?  ;D

you hush